Oh that's so clever, Grusha. But now I can never read "The Waste Land" again!

Congratulations! Welcome to the club. This certainly takes you down some interesting byways, but it's great when you finally get there.

This is a terrific story. You all need to read it. Totally deserves to be officially "famous".

You're always generous with your praise, Kistin ❤️. I just have a shamelessly filthy mind 🙄. And as God Empresses go, I've been a bit hands-off recently. But I am still keeping an eye on you lot...

Interesting point about total views. The other day, when I was looking at my "famous story" count, I took the opportunity to add up the overall story view count. It came in at 3,600,262, which isn't too shabby for 178 stories. I excluded any collaborative efforts.

It's a similar spread to yours, Milik. 4 "legendary" stories, plus another 30 at "famous". Many fewer RRs and EPs though - well done for all those!

And I agree it seems to be harder these days to get the big numbers. Most of mine that were written under Lush v.2 are bubbling around the 10,000 mark, plus or minus a few. The only one that has reached "famous" status is this one Naked Pool Party Swingers | Lush Stories, which is on 35,000. I suspect the fact that it's in the "I***t Fantasy" category has something to do with it.

Most of my "famous" ones are approaching ten years old now - a sobering thought! But it's nice that they are still getting the hits, especially since they must be buried several pages into my stories list.

I think the story which reached 30,000 without me realising was this one Pride and Prejudice and Fucking | Lush Stories - the first of my dirty takes on Jane Austen. It's now on 33,526, so must have been "famous" for a while now.

I'm really pleased it's reached that total, because stories in the "Historical" category don't usually get as much attention as the more obvious ones. But it was great fun to write, and became the first of several involving various well-known characters from "Pride And Prejudice". Almost makes me want to write some more...

Fucking he-

Another story has just crossed the line - A Game of Hide and Seek | Lush Stories has now got 30,060 reads. This thread suggests it's no 33, but I think another one might have snuck over without me noticing, because I make it 34 in total.

What could be next? Maybe My Sex-Packed Holiday Part 5 - Abi and Me Again | Lush Stories which is on 29,826, so only needs 174 more to pass the magic number.

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Bumping this for Christmas (a little late). It's one of my favourite poems, and I just spent ages trying to track it down again. It's by fuzzyblue, who isn't around any more.

Still my favourite poem by the way

500 can't believe this thread has died at last lol.

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Goodness me. I don't think I have ever seen so many badgers on a members profile! And for what it's worth, I think your stories are bloody rubbish. 😊

Hi John. And here's another one lol.

To show this thread isn't quite dead yet, https://www.lushstories.com/stories/spanking/every-bad-girl-deserves-spanking has now had 30,275 views, making it Famous Story no. 32. An entry to the 2019 comp "Kinky Fetishes", that's what it's about.

A couple of years ago, Lush ran a story competition entitled "Free Spirit", and I entered with a cheeky little piece about the nudist beach at Brighton - Free Spirit on the Nudist Beach | Lush Stories. Although it didn't do well in the actual competition, lots of people seems to enjoy reading it, and I got quite a few "likes" and positive comments.

At the time, I could have written more, but as the competition had a word limit of 2000, I had to restrict myself to that. But I always felt there was more that could happen, and I noted down a few ideas. Then real life got in the way and I didn't write much for a year or so. But this year I decided to have another look at my notes, and the following new story is the result. It follows on directly from the previous story, but goes a lot further on the sex front, you'll be pleased to hear. It's called (not very originally) Free Spirit on the Nudist Beach - Part 2 | Lush Stories and I'd be pleased if you went and gave it a read. I hope you enjoy it. Love and kisses, Annie.

NB - for some reason the auto-generated link below goes to the original story, not the new one. But the link in the previous para is fine.

One of my my New Year Resolutions for 2025 was to write some more dirty stories for Lush. I've got off to a good start, with this little piece of smut that went online yesterday. The Jogger And The Flasher | Lush Stories

If you like my other exhibitionist tales, then this should hit the spot too. It's currently "trending" on the front page, and has had quite a few likes. Why not give it a look?

Love you all, and Happy New Year! Annie xxx

And a fancy new piece of Lush tech has added a special link. So you really don't have an excuse not to have a look.

Yes, I am still here. And to end off 2024, I've noticed that I now have a 31st "Famous Story" - Naked Pool Party Swingers | Lush Stories, proving that the " " tag still draws people in. It is deliciously filthy though.

Several times. In fact I lost my virginity at a picnic while two of our friends were watching.

Just to show I've not disappeared completely, I've written a little piece of microfiction. It's called "Amy gets An A" and you can read it here Amy Gets an "A" | Lush Stories. Just a bit of fun, but with a nice smutty idea, I think. Why not give it a read?

Although my last comp entry wasn't exactly a hit with the judges, I'm not giving up! I've written another mucky little piece for the "Halloweenie" comp. It's called "Trick Or Treat" (okay, not exactly original, but hey). You can read it here Trick Or Treat? | Lush Stories

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Thanks to everyone who's read my comp entry so far, Free Spirit on the Nudist Beach | Lush Stories

With nearly 500 hits so far, and over 200 ❤️ likes and favourite ⭐ratings, it's proving to be one of the most popular entries. It's also attracted some lovely and generous comments, including:

"Naughty Annie, you are aptly named! This is a fun, erotic read!" (Techgoddess)

"Delightful, the anticipation and the realisation, a Free Spirit competition so suits you and the storytelling is deliciously sweet and sexy." (CuriousAnnie)

"That was a brilliant story, well written and very enjoyable." (Bobbie8uk)

"Probably the most 'free spirited' story I've read yet in this competition." (Piquet)

"Lovely, gentle, and innocent. Perfectly in tune with the theme of the comp, so best of luck, and well done!" (JamesLlewellyn)

Let's hope the judges agree!

If you've not had a look yet, why not have a read?

Love you all! Annie xxx

If I look down I can see my bare breasts.

My toothbrush.

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It's a while since I've entered a comp, but the subject of this one seemed just right for a bit of NaughtyAnnie exhibitionist smut. So here it is. Free Spirit on the Nudist Beach | Lush Stories

I've written a little jeu d'esprit for the "Free Spirit" competition. It's a little attempt to capture the fun and naughtiness of letting your spirit run free on a nudist beach, and you can read it here - Free Spirit on the Nudist Beach | Lush Stories

As always, please read, comment and maybe give it a ❤️ - or even a⭐ if you really enjoy it! Thank you! Annie xxx

Maybe getting a new story online has given my other pieces a boost, but Warm Rain, Hot Lusts | Lush Stories has just hit 30,000 views, making it my 30th "Famous Story".

Into the 30s - which will be next?

By a great English Olympic swimmer, and a really important read for anyone who cares about women's sport at all levels.

It's good to hear that audios are coming back. I never did one because I don't really like the sound of my voice, but then when it wasn't an option any more I began to regret it. I might be tempted to give it a go with some of my shorter pieces.