Mmmm lots of kisses all over.
It has to be "Shaun of the Dead" for me too. Perfect.
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Do try to keep up.
Not sure I'd bother, to be honest. I thought it was tedious and badly written. Though I can see why it caused such a fuss when it was first published. (Personal opinion only - though I don't think I'm alone).
All other things being equal, I think I could have more fun with a 10 inch stick than a 4 inch stubbie. I'd be more willing to let a thin one take me up the bum...
I remember at a party fucking a guy on the sofa, then another guy taking me home and fucking him too. Those were the days...
Oh yes, several times. In a pub garden under the table, in the cinema, at the park. Always fun and arousing.
I like it on my tummy and breasts, partly because I love watching it shoot out and run down my body. But in me is always nice too.
I like a guy to have a nice hairy thicket round the base of his cock. It just looks stupid all shaved off - though if he wants to trim it a bit, that's cool.
Yes, I'm perfectly happy with mine. They're big enough to play with, but not too big to get in the way.
A good steady rhythm with your tongue on my clitoris is a good start. But I like having my labia sucked too. It tickles ;-)
I oh so nearly got caught at work the other day. Had been fingering myself at my desk when someone came over. Whipped them out and carried on at my keyboard with my fingers all sticky with my juices. I went red, so must have looked so guilty!
Vaginal for me too. It stimulates me so much more. Anal always ends up a bit painful, no matter how much lube gets used.
If I feel the need to finger myself while I'm at work or out somewhere, I'll keep my clothes on. But if I'm at home, I'll usually strip off and masturbate nude. It just feels good that way.
Dolphins and stingrays can go play with themselves. I've got filthy pics on mine. And stories about fisting.
Just sayin'.