How on earth could you "forget" something like that? It's such a basic thing. You'd have to be out of your head on something.
Now, leaving them off on purpose is another matter (as all the other naughty girls have already said!)
Once we've reached that point, there's no way a little fumble is going to spoil things. Like most girls, I'll just sort it myself if there's a problem.
It's if he doesn't know what to do with my tits once they're out that we might have a problem!
More by luck than anything, I've just been polishing up a story which the words "debauched revelry" describe rather well!
So I've submitted it for the comp, and hope it is acceptable.
And there's certainly not a lot of guilt involved. Just a scenario that I enjoyed writing about way too much...
Congratulations to the top three! Well done. I'm well pleased to have made it into the Top 10, next to some great writers. Xxx to you all.
I have 300,000 page views.
Ok, I'll stop mentioning it now.
Tricky but fun: outdoor masturbation.
I threaten to give them cancer. Or AIDS. Or both. That usually brings them back in line.
But I agree, it's a bummer when they won't behave.
No, I want him to look like a real man, with hair in all the proper places. Ok, so they do sometimes get stuck between the teeth, but I can live with that.
My bum, probably, followed by my eyes.
Left nipple.
Go bare on the beach, or keep your cossie on?
In the park and on the beach (under a towel or jacket usually). In lectures at Uni. And now at work, under the desk. Oh, and on the North Greenwich Cable Car - that was fun.
And some other riskier places, but more discreetly, just rubbing my clit through my dress.
I've now read the original article, and almost wet myself laughing. So brilliant, and I love that the penis extender pump actually does unblock sinks. And the anal bead necklace looks quite good too, in a boho sort of way.
I hope she didn't! That would be my kind of cocktail!
Imitate a chimpanzee at an important meeting.
The Abyss
Helena Bonham-Carter
