I think kinky_becky deserves a big hand for coming in such a close second - well done to her too!
And both of them are almost as popular as the "supernatural stories" page!
God Empress of Lush
Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
naughtyannie
10 hours ago
Bisexual Female, 34
0 miles · London
Forum
God Empress of Lush
As a slightly sillier counterpoint to the haiku thread, how about one for dirty limericks? Why not write a limerick about one of your friends here on Lush? Or about anyone at all?
Here's my starter for ten...
A naughty young lady named Abi
Once had a fine fuck with a cabby.
In lieu of her fare,
She screwed him with flair
By the entrance to Westminster Abbey.
[Forgive me if there's already a limerick thread lurking somewhere - I searched in Poet's Corner and couldn't find one.]
Here's my starter for ten...
A naughty young lady named Abi
Once had a fine fuck with a cabby.
In lieu of her fare,
She screwed him with flair
By the entrance to Westminster Abbey.
[Forgive me if there's already a limerick thread lurking somewhere - I searched in Poet's Corner and couldn't find one.]
God Empress of Lush
Well done, Summer! I bow down to your great technique and even greater tits . Lol.
Annie x
Annie x
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Noreasonneeded
Can you tell me where the line for volunteers is forming?
Outside my door ;)
But Dina is right - practice is the only way. Get yourself a flexible dildo and try and swallow a little more each time.
Of course, a willing male is even better lol.
God Empress of Lush
Stop being so tight! Replace them all! Then you and your new girl will have all the naughty fun of choosing some new stuff together. And you might find she has some kinky ideas of her own that may surprise you!
God Empress of Lush
Still just time for a last peek at the pic of me sucking cock, then...
God Empress of Lush
Have a lovely birthday! No funny pics or cards - just my best wishes 
God Empress of Lush
Can't we all just agree it's "Back to the Future" and go talk about something else, like what's the second best movie about time travel...
God Empress of Lush
Quote by ginger86
don't think annie would want me to.
I would! We could kiss and make up...and...Yes please...
God Empress of Lush
Happy?
I'm game for a bit of fun with whoever comes along below!
I'm game for a bit of fun with whoever comes along below!
God Empress of Lush
We seem to have lost the thread here...
Getting it back on track...
Discuss sexually transmitted diseases.
Getting it back on track...
Discuss sexually transmitted diseases.
God Empress of Lush
Sometimes I have masturbated on and off pretty much all day. Not always all the way to orgasm, but just stroking and fingering wherever I was. Makes me feel so good.
God Empress of Lush
I do rather like the idea of the original post: the best way to get tanlines like that would be to actually sunbathe with your bikini top pulled down to expose all or part of your nipples. That sounds cheeky and sexy to me, and seeing tanlines like that would make me think of that person flashing their nips.
Ah, the delicate nuances of sexual behaviour!
Ah, the delicate nuances of sexual behaviour!