God Empress of Lush
Because she's been pinching stuff from my lingerie drawer again.
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naughtyannie
11 hours ago
Bisexual Female, 34
0 miles · London
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God Empress of Lush
A-fucking-hem! Shouldn't someone have said something nice about me back there?
God Empress of Lush
Sprite is just like...wow...the life and soul of Lush. She's special.
God Empress of Lush
I might get a bit upset if they started taking more notice of each other than of me.
But I kind of like the idea of one guy fucking me while the other one fucks him.
But I kind of like the idea of one guy fucking me while the other one fucks him.
God Empress of Lush
Quote by Liz
Showing your nerdy side now ;)
In answer to your question, no I didn't realise that. Quite frankly, anyone who hasn't seen Weird Science should be tied to a chair and whipped with fizzy, strawberry laces.
I was lying! I've never seen it before, not ever!
I'll even bring my own fizzy laces...
God Empress of Lush
Quote by DirtyMartini
Why, yes you did as matter of fact...I posted the big announcement on my page earlier...it should be right next to the lesbian pajama party videos, for anyone who may be interested in that sort of thing...
Lush Stories - DirtyMartini
http://www.lushstories.com/dirtymartini
Come on, this is the internet, haven't you got any grumpy cats or frogs or something?
God Empress of Lush
Only with myself, I'm afraid 
TPBM doesn't have to go to work tomorrow.
TPBM doesn't have to go to work tomorrow.
God Empress of Lush
Quote by naughtynurse
I clicked her banner and only got redirected to her profile
Yes, there must be a law against this - making false advertising claims or something!
I'm just jealous cos I'm so non-technical-savvy. I wish now I'd paid more attention in ICT at school, instead of writing dirty stories about my friends...
God Empress of Lush
Blames bailey for stealing my knickers out of my drawer. Again.
God Empress of Lush
Because I caught her rooting through my knickers drawer, looking for my vibrator. Again.
God Empress of Lush
I interrupted one of my flatmates playing with herself in the garden while sunbathing, fingers down the front of her bikini. She just said "whoops" or something; it was quite funny.