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naughtyannie
12 hours ago
Bisexual Female, 34
0 miles · London
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God Empress of Lush
Oh lordy...I just so did not need to see those just before going to sleep...bad dreams on the way ;(
God Empress of Lush
But then if you have to take your sopping panties off during the day, where do you put them?
In your handbag? But then don't the juices get everywhere and coat everything else in your bag in goo? Bit embarrassing if your friend asks you for a tissue...
I am going to get some of those resealable sandwich bags I had as a kid. Slip 'em in, seal it up, and hey presto, no sticky secretions!
Should I patent this? Dragon's Den, anyone?
In your handbag? But then don't the juices get everywhere and coat everything else in your bag in goo? Bit embarrassing if your friend asks you for a tissue...
I am going to get some of those resealable sandwich bags I had as a kid. Slip 'em in, seal it up, and hey presto, no sticky secretions!
Should I patent this? Dragon's Den, anyone?
God Empress of Lush
For daily comfort wear, just bog standard M&S pants. Under a skirt, in the summer, I like nothing at all.
God Empress of Lush
God dammit! How come my parents never bought me that one when I was younger? No wonder that dog's smiling!
God Empress of Lush
I'd say somewhere in between - more than a drip (sometimes quite a little stream) but not really a "stand clear anyone within 10 feet of my orgasm" sort of a squirt.
God Empress of Lush
I've been having this problem with my new Kindle Fire HD - lovely for browsing Lush in bed, but I find logging off tricky too.
But now I've spotted that little button on the Forums page, I shall use that instead. Great advice!
But now I've spotted that little button on the Forums page, I shall use that instead. Great advice!
God Empress of Lush
suck her until she comes and then fuck her with my vibrator
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I'm more of a squealer...and a grunter sometimes too.
Oh god, that makes me sound like a pig!!!!!
Oh god, that makes me sound like a pig!!!!!
God Empress of Lush
I do enjoy masturbating while out and about. Sit down somewhere quiet, cover myself up, and just go for it.
But my naughtiest might have to be in Church as well. It just seems so wrong, which is why it is so exciting. In a pew by myself towards the back...during a boring sermon...
But my naughtiest might have to be in Church as well. It just seems so wrong, which is why it is so exciting. In a pew by myself towards the back...during a boring sermon...
God Empress of Lush
Quote by nicola
We should hold a competition for the most outrageous use of the english language, to describe the sexual organs.
In the UK, the magazine "The Literary Review" has since 1993 given an annual "Bad Sex in Fiction Award", which is presented to the novelist who produces the worst description of sexual activity in a novel published that year. It gets a lot of publicity in the posh papers, as you can imagine. There's a good article about the 2012 award here:
http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/sex-doesnt-get-worse-than-this-nancy-hustons-infrared-deserved-to-win-the-bad-sex-award-2012-8381962.html
I was rather taken by Tom Wolfe's "his big generative jockey was inside her pelvic saddle..."
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I couldn't help remembering "Blackadder" and Baldrick' s "turnip shaped like a thingy", which ended up being served raw to Edmund' s rabidly puritan aunt.
God Empress of Lush
No thanks, it's not for me. I like me just the way I am. And my orgasms are usually pretty good anyway.
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I can recommend the one in Brighton, Sussex: have been there a couple of times. And you don't have to worry about sand getting where it isn't welcome - it's a shingle beach lol.
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It tends to be written stuff that really gets me going - especially by all you lovely Lush writers out there! Sometimes I'll use the story to fuel my imagination, and take it from there...
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No, not at all. I like my men to be men, and women to be women.
God Empress of Lush
Yes, it's just plain panties or nothing at all. Open crotch just doesn't do it for me.
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Everything a good profile should be.
She tells you all sorts of interesting things about herself and her writing.
Oh, and she's awesomely pretty!
She tells you all sorts of interesting things about herself and her writing.
Oh, and she's awesomely pretty!
God Empress of Lush
Because it's fun. And even when it's not brilliant, it's still pretty good. Like chocolate.
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I kind of like seeing a guy ejaculate, but I'd rather it was on my body than my face.
I don't always feel it when a guy ejeculates inside me, except when he comes really hard. It's nice when that happens, though.
I don't always feel it when a guy ejeculates inside me, except when he comes really hard. It's nice when that happens, though.
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I don't like a guy to be shaved at all - just looks so wrong. A few hairs in the mouth when sucking is an occupational hazard lol.
