Tea or coffee would be great.

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Here I am then!

Read the newspaper.

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Here I am again! 😎

X-Men: Apocalypse

My latest Lush story going online!

I win!

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It's time for the next full-length story, although at around 1600 words it's not exactly "War And Peace". But I think it's rather a sexy idea, and something I'd love to do for real. Anyone who loves cum-facials (especially multiple helpings) should love it. It's called "College Sum Slut", and you can read it here:

College Cum Slut | Lush Stories

And as always, please do give it a ❤️ or even a⭐ if you enjoy it.

Vacuum the carpet.

Since I finished this survey in 2021, one new category has been added, and so it seemed appropriate to add a post about “Face-Sitting”. Recent improvements to the “New Lush” mean that it is now once more possible to get readership figures to the nearest hundred, so such a survey is now possible again.  Although the new system also allows sorting by “Most Favourited” and “Most Liked”, for the sake of consistency I have stuck to ranking by “Most Read”.

58. Face-Sitting

Face-sitting was added as a category in October 2021. All of the top three stories were written prior to this date and were thus moved into the category from elsewhere.  

1.      Under Tori’s Butt – bryanll – 20 Feb 2017 – 80,700

2.      Cassie’s First Time is With Her Best Friend Part 2 – Banes1 – 10 Sept 2016 – 34,900

3.      Dairy of a Face Sitter – ricinatl – 26 April 2019 – 22,900

“bryanll” posted two stories, both published on 20 Feb 2017, and both on the subject of face-sitting. It’s not possible to tell when he was last on Lush, except it was “over 90 days ago”.

“Banes1” joined Lush on 4 Aug 2013 and has written 243 stories. He posted his last story in Sept 2022, and was still active in the forums in November 2022, but has not been seen since then. He also has top 3 stories in the “Horror” and “Mind Control” categories.

“ricinatl” joined lush 12 years ago, and has posted 33 stories, most recently in January 2023.

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This thread is now closed.

People who spam the forum threads.

Yes please

I'm already in. Don't care who joins me.

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Forget the boobie one, it's me!

Finishing off my next mucky story. I'm on a bit of a roll right now.

As a little amuse-bouche before my next longer story, here's a quick microfiction called "Security Camera". There's nothing much to say about such a short piece, except enjoy!

Security Camera | Lush Stories

Oh, except please do give it a ❤️ if you enjoy it, and leave a comment of course.

Go to sleep.

Watch cat videos on your phone while he's licking you.

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My boobs may not be as big as hers, but I'm still the sexiest 😉