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naughtyannie
4 hours ago
Bisexual Female, 34
0 miles · London
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God Empress of Lush
I've just done some light editing, and added cover photos, to a pair of older stories of mine. They're erotic parodies of Jane Austen, and you can read them here:
"Pride and Prejudice and Fucking" - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/historical/-pride-and-prejudice-and-fucking-.aspx
"Pride and Prejudice and More Fucking" - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/historical/-pride-and-prejudice-and-more-fucking-.aspx
I'm not the first person to do this sort of thing - I've even seen it in bookshops. But I've always thought it would be fun to imagine some of my favourite fictional characters enjoying one of my favourite real-life activities - so here they are doing it.
I didn’t try too hard to write a careful pastiche of Jane Austen; it’s very hard to do well, so I decided it was best not to try too hard and just have a bit of fun.
They've never had a huge number of hits, but people who did read them left some lovely comments, including:
"You have outdone yourself... Your story deserves to be Editor's Choice. I wonder how to nominate it?"
"All I can say is, "WOW" this story is so torrid, sensuous, and AROUSING, that it deserves more than the highest score allowed."
"The mixture of humor and erotica is wonderful....I can only hope to read more of the classics reaccomplished with your wit and intense form. A five for sure since I cannot give a greater vote."
"Excellent. Hoping for a film adaptation."
"Very hot NaughtyAnnie! This one sizzles! Great sexy writing!"
So please give them a read and see if you agree.
Odd fact: It was only when I was re-reading these when editing them, that I realised that because Jane and Elizabeth are sisters, the sections containing their sex games are actually . This also means that both of them were online all through the five-year Lush ban of 2013-17, without anybody realising – or if they did, choosing to point it out. Maybe all that mock-18th-century waffle was sufficient distraction. Sorry about that...
"Pride and Prejudice and Fucking" - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/historical/-pride-and-prejudice-and-fucking-.aspx
"Pride and Prejudice and More Fucking" - https://www.lushstories.com/stories/historical/-pride-and-prejudice-and-more-fucking-.aspx
I'm not the first person to do this sort of thing - I've even seen it in bookshops. But I've always thought it would be fun to imagine some of my favourite fictional characters enjoying one of my favourite real-life activities - so here they are doing it.
I didn’t try too hard to write a careful pastiche of Jane Austen; it’s very hard to do well, so I decided it was best not to try too hard and just have a bit of fun.
They've never had a huge number of hits, but people who did read them left some lovely comments, including:
"You have outdone yourself... Your story deserves to be Editor's Choice. I wonder how to nominate it?"
"All I can say is, "WOW" this story is so torrid, sensuous, and AROUSING, that it deserves more than the highest score allowed."
"The mixture of humor and erotica is wonderful....I can only hope to read more of the classics reaccomplished with your wit and intense form. A five for sure since I cannot give a greater vote."
"Excellent. Hoping for a film adaptation."
"Very hot NaughtyAnnie! This one sizzles! Great sexy writing!"
So please give them a read and see if you agree.
Odd fact: It was only when I was re-reading these when editing them, that I realised that because Jane and Elizabeth are sisters, the sections containing their sex games are actually . This also means that both of them were online all through the five-year Lush ban of 2013-17, without anybody realising – or if they did, choosing to point it out. Maybe all that mock-18th-century waffle was sufficient distraction. Sorry about that...
God Empress of Lush
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Phew! Thought you'd changed sex for a moment there, Heidi!
Phew! Thought you'd changed sex for a moment there, Heidi!
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Quote by nicola
Yes it does
Those stories have been reintroduced to the front of the site as a small way of thanking the contributors for helping the cause.
They are not related to the latest competition.
Will this take long? I have a new story ready to post, but don't want it to get pushed off the front page by these - however good they are!
Those few "golden hours" on the front page are really important to getting a story off to a good start. ☺
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Quote by apptobebad
Eleventy twelve
Learnt her maths from Diane Abbott ???
11 now.
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He's a dirty duck.
Edited. That was meant for Noll. Felix is a cat, obviously. A dirty cat. ?❤
Edited. That was meant for Noll. Felix is a cat, obviously. A dirty cat. ?❤
