I still remember the first time I put my tongue inside another woman's pussy. I also remember how much noise she made when I found her clitoris...
And there was me thinking Australian erotic verse was just
Bend over Sheila
I really wanna feel ya
And stick my thick dong
Right up your billabong.
Apologies to all my Aussie friends...
Yes; behind that cute smile I bet she's a naughty girl.
Cockwomble is swear word of the year. That or jizzlicker.
Well, the people of Lush have spoken (well, a few of them).
There was a clear majority in favour of "Knickers Off!" so that's what you're getting. If you disagree with that result, learn to live with it. No, there will NOT be a second vote.
I in turn will fulfill my part of the bargain. The story has been submitted, and should be online in due course.
I hope you enjoy it :-)
Not sure she'd be interested, but I'd like to try ;)
I painted my flat in the nude. I got painty but my clothes didn't.
That's my experience too. They shouldn't go offline if you just do that.