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naughtyannie
6 hours ago
Bisexual Female, 34
0 miles · London
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God Empress of Lush
Definitely. I'm doing it now. There's already a sticky mark or two on the screen...
God Empress of Lush
I've never squirted in the full-on way you see in porn. But I do get very wet when aroused, and after a good session there's always a big wet patch. I do sometimes put a towel down if we're fucking on the sofa.
Ages ago, I remember a boy getting quite worried about what his mum would think when she saw the massive stain, in case she thought he'd wet the bed haha.
Ages ago, I remember a boy getting quite worried about what his mum would think when she saw the massive stain, in case she thought he'd wet the bed haha.
God Empress of Lush
With a small fanfare of trumpets, the final part of my re-posting of the original -themed "Sex-Packed Holiday" series is now online.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/incest/my-sexpacked-holiday-incest-version-8.aspx
It brings the whole incestuous story arc to its only possible conclusion, and also has some other kinky stuff like pee-play.
The final section does tease the reader with possible further chapters. I would quite like to write a final chapter to round it off properly, but that will have to wait, as I'm currently writing a new series of linked stories. They're not a linked narrative like this series, but share a setting and have some recurring characters. Watch this space for further details.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/incest/my-sexpacked-holiday-incest-version-8.aspx
It brings the whole incestuous story arc to its only possible conclusion, and also has some other kinky stuff like pee-play.
The final section does tease the reader with possible further chapters. I would quite like to write a final chapter to round it off properly, but that will have to wait, as I'm currently writing a new series of linked stories. They're not a linked narrative like this series, but share a setting and have some recurring characters. Watch this space for further details.
God Empress of Lush
Quote by fuzzyblue
Another story by Naughtyannie – I can't remember what it's called so maybe I'm cheating by calling it memorable – started with someone scraping semen off their skin. Nobody will ever write a better start to a story than that. Every time I start writing my first paragraph feels flat in comparison.
Thank you - that's a lovely thing to say. If I ever publish that story, I'll quote you on the cover.
For those who are interested, the story is this one:
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/%C3%A0-la-recherche-du-temps-perdu.aspx
It's only 478 words long, so won't even take you long to read it.
Sadly, not everyone seems to have liked it as much as fuzzyblue, as it's got a few scores of "1" and "2", which has dragged the average down a bit. But I do have a few haters on here, so I expect it's them.
God Empress of Lush
Hey, Rump, my friends and I would like one of your afternoon tea specials. You know, the one with the "extra utensils". 
God Empress of Lush
Ah, thank you, that makes sense. As long as I know it's just something that I need to do each time - I.e. remember to go to the previous story and change the link - then I can do that easily enough.
I've always been reluctant to do this sort of thing in case the mods get grumpy at the extra work for a minor change, but I won't feel bad about it now. ?
I've always been reluctant to do this sort of thing in case the mods get grumpy at the extra work for a minor change, but I won't feel bad about it now. ?
God Empress of Lush
Quote by naughtyannie
Let’s hear it for poetry!
There are currently badges for Famous and Legendary Stories, for 30,000 and 100,000 views. These days, it’s quite hard to get 30,000 hits, let alone 100,000, and only the best writers (or those whose stories have been around for years) can aspire to get the latter.
But poems just don’t get the same sort of readership, despite there being some very good ones out there. The most-read love poem has 100,000 views, but that’s a freakish (and suspicious) outlier.
Wouldn’t it be a great idea to have equivalent badges for Famous and Legendary Poems, setting the bar appropriately lower than for prose? I’d suggest something like 5,000 views for Famous Poem and 10,000 for Legendary.
What do people think?
Bumping this. 'Cos I still think it's a good idea.
God Empress of Lush
Yes, I think that's the idea, and it's neat. It's just got the text the wrong way round.
God Empress of Lush
There's an odd little glitch that I've noticed in stories that are in several parts.
When you post a new chapter, you can link it to the previous chapter, and when it goes online the program includes this link with the words "Continue reading".
Then, when you print the next chapter, the program cleverly includes a new link saying "Read again", so if you're reading Chapter 7, you have two links, back to Chapter 6 and forward to Chapter 8.
Which is great. But here's the glitch. The links and text are the wrong way round. The "Read again" link takes you to the next chapter, while the "Continue reading" takes you to the previous one.
You can see it on this screenshot from my own current series.
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It's a little thing. But wouldn't it be better the other way round, so "Read again" pointed chronologically backwards, and "Continue reading" went forwards?
Thank you for reading this far. Especially if you've followed my reasoning.
Now I need to go and do something useful, like polish the cat.
When you post a new chapter, you can link it to the previous chapter, and when it goes online the program includes this link with the words "Continue reading".
Then, when you print the next chapter, the program cleverly includes a new link saying "Read again", so if you're reading Chapter 7, you have two links, back to Chapter 6 and forward to Chapter 8.
Which is great. But here's the glitch. The links and text are the wrong way round. The "Read again" link takes you to the next chapter, while the "Continue reading" takes you to the previous one.
You can see it on this screenshot from my own current series.
It's a little thing. But wouldn't it be better the other way round, so "Read again" pointed chronologically backwards, and "Continue reading" went forwards?
Thank you for reading this far. Especially if you've followed my reasoning.
Now I need to go and do something useful, like polish the cat.
God Empress of Lush
I've hope you've all had time to read Chapter 7, because Chapter 8 is now online as well.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/incest/my-sexpacked-holiday-incest-version-7.aspx
It's another kinky episode with Sally's mum, with a little bit of watersports because Abi does so love that, but also introduces Chris (Abi's husband) for the first time, and we get a little bit of anal sex, just to up the filth level a bit.
So if you like that sort of thing, why not give it a go? And please leave a comment - I love reading those.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/incest/my-sexpacked-holiday-incest-version-7.aspx
It's another kinky episode with Sally's mum, with a little bit of watersports because Abi does so love that, but also introduces Chris (Abi's husband) for the first time, and we get a little bit of anal sex, just to up the filth level a bit.
So if you like that sort of thing, why not give it a go? And please leave a comment - I love reading those.