Quote by heidi
Roses are red
Good thing Rob's not on
With his bucket of green paint
To address you with his con
Sex with everything green
Takes in quite a lot
Even the Leprecaun
Whose virtue can be bought
Hmmm 🤔 dumping green paint on you, that's actually a really good idea. X
Roses are red
It's paddy's day tomorrow
Be sure to fuck all
With green on show
It comes once a year
And we can blame the booze
So, no need for shame
Just endless orgasms to choose
Does it really have to be one or the other? How about we just take turns and see who can do it better 
Roses are red
I'll put in your hair
With a gentle kiss
To say I still care
I would do anything for an orgasm, but I won't do that - A hornier Meatloaf
Lynn and Heidi were the infamous masterminds and culprits of the legendary Grand Panty Heist of 2011, which cripples the western world and corrupted thousands of innocent and fair maidens, forcing them to go commando. These heinous villains are said to have hidden away there stolen pairs in a "secret" place.
She wanted to try something new
So she rung her old friend Mary Sue
They broke out the strappy
Seeking to become happy
She wanted to try something new
So she rung her old friend Mary Sue
Roses are red
I'm too tired to rhyme
So I'll just say the truth;
You're all freaking awesome
Hands covering nipples and face red as her hair
She lifted her legs and we all gave a stare
She shocked to discover
'Twas an octopus lover
Who had caught her in its devilish snare
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Twice a month the maid's secrets are revealed
Roses are red
Dee hasn't written
For quite some time
So here's a rumour from Britain
It is said that Dee has
On her sexy little butt
A freckle that looks
Just like a chestnut
Ask not how I know
I always have my ways
And with a dripping candle
I'll set it ablaze
She's also secretly
A insatiable size queen
Her record is 5 dildos at once
All while she flicks her bean
Now Dee I love you
But get your sexy ass writing
Or more questionable rumours
I'll keep on highlighting
Roses are red
Heidi needs support
Looking at her top
I had the same thought
.
I'll lend her my hands
To keep them warm
And think of her
In a sexy uniform
.
Alas it appears
I may have misunderstood
What manner of help
Heidi thought be good
.
But there's no need to fear
I intend to repay
As I bend over her lap
For a fun night I pray
She stood on the terrace quite bare
When her neighbor looked up with a glare
For an untrimmed bush
A horny bus driver named Clive
Was always smiling as he would drive
Past the nunnery on the hill
Roses are red
You cheating hussy
I sent pics of my tits
But you were too fussy
The toy chest was thrown open wide
While bound to the bed was the bride
With no time to waste
Fell between legs with haste
Roses are red
This we know;
But of one matter
I yet ponder so.
.
The all important
Question of our time;
The one me must learn
To reach our prime.
.
Could there ever be
Too many within the pile,
Of delectable treats
And orgasmic lifestyle.
.
How this answer
Eludes my mind;
I guess if we had
Our roles assigned.
.
By trial and error
We'd find the truth,
And maybe discover
The fountain of youth
.
Along your lips, and
Betwixt your thighs;
I'll have my answer
And we'll have our prize.
The toy chest was thrown open wide
While bound to the bed was the bride
You don't mind if I take a few measurements for your chastity belt, right?
Roses are red
By the meadow
Where we rolled
Letting love flow
The sun shied away
Behind a cloud
As lustful desires
We avowed
Quote by heidi
Sarah first job was selling vibrators but bought more than she sold
It's called attempting to inflate the price due to scarcity before reselling duh.. Genius investment, not my fault all the batteries died in between.
A fan-dancer of some renown
Knew of Rob from a previous town
She invited him in
To discuss their sin
Dasiy bends over in her short shorts
Holding her butt plug embellished with quartz
Sarah and Heidi hide things real tidy
By pressing the toy in dasiy till friday
Miss Secretly wants a chastity belt... hmmm maybe that's too long for a stripper name xoxo
Dasiy bends over in her short shorts
Holding her butt plug embellished with quartz
Roses are red
Wilting in the vase
As fresh tears flow
Wishing upon the stars
.
Dawn will soon break
The masks we'll again wear
To build up our walls
Forsaking love and care
.
But cast your mind back
Remember the good not bad
Your blasted walls I'll tear down
So you needn't be sad
An English rope addict named Sarah
Will do whatever you dare her
But if you steal her toys
She'll make such a terrible noise
While hungrily humping the table corner
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Lightning clawed across the midnight sky
