After a day of hard work in the mine
The dwarves ambled home in a line
Hi ho, hi ho, it is off on Snow was White we go
To give the pure maiden a seven-some show

There was an old man in his shed
With a bird perched on his head

Roses are red
Emblazoned on a plug
I'd gladly give to Dee
But I'd prefer one you can tug

Fear not my sexy friend
I've got the perfect one
To pop up your bum
That'll prove, you're no nun

For this has a long tail
That you can wag along
With each and every spank
And fill our ears, with your lustful song

Some men are like dogs
And hump ladies legs as prologs
Leaving their lil' messes

Rose are red
I broke girl-pile code
Giving into Rob's pursuit
For pictures to download

But alas he wasn't happy
With what I had sent
My hairy pussy apparently
Was not what he meant

So perhaps he is a boob guy
Well, I seek to please
And this is your lucky day
For I will give a little tease

And to the world I'll bear
My tits for you to stare
With nothing withheld from view
So you can enjoy as I wash my hair



Churp Churp :P

Roses are red
Floating in my bath
Water caressing my skin
Washing away the world's wrath

Engulfed in its warmth
Bubbles licking my nips
And candles flicker around
While their wax slowly drips

Surely I've behaved
Enough for one night
And now is the blessed hour
To give into lust's might

My lips, I'll bite
No one will hear my moans
My fingers will command
Til pleasure fills my bones

Before this night is done
I'll claim my rightful reward
Then I'll come to your room
Still dripping on the floorboards

Roses are red
Above the confessional booth
Where Dee misused her Rosary beads
Ever since her pious youth

Lynn's secrets come forth
For a delectable view
All golden and warm
Oh, how we never had a clue

The pile is now weird
Rob seems to proclaim
For desires are unveiled
And sweet depravity's to blame

Roses are red,
'Innocent' Dasiy tries to steal
A coveted girl-pile spot
Abusing her luscious sex appeal

Me thinks she deserves
A long night on St. Andrews Cross
To reflect on her deeds
With all her needless freedoms a loss

There she will moan and squirm
No choice granted; we'll tease them all from her.
With paddles, feathers, fingers, e'en our tongues
Nothing to be withheld by the lustful connoisseur

Some may think I'm overreacting.
Or that this is just an excuse,
To see Dasiy lose herself in awful bliss.
But know that if you foolishly call for a truce

There's still another spot on the cross just for you!

😜

Roses are red,
We give our true love,
Or those we hold dear,
And ne'er grow tired of.

This Valentine's Day,
I want you to know,
Though no card be sent,
Nor present wrapped with a bow.

Each one of you belongs right here,
Cherished eternally within my heart.

3, 4, 8, 9, 14 and 15. Guess I'm just a bit indecisive

Roses are red,
With fragrance so sweet
And dew-kissed petals
A delightful treat

Soft to the touch
Inviting e'en more
Maybe a kiss
As we lock the door

My rose now blossoms
Between my shivering thighs
Holding you prisoner
Till task fulfilled at sunrise

But look not at the door
There's no escape yet
On your back now!
We're going till the sunset.

Roses are red

The pile yet grows

Of delectable delights

My lust it still sows

*

Biting my lips

Beneath the covers

To keep our secret

Between the lovers

*

You kiss my neck

Anticipation does surge

Toes now curl; hips do buck

As passions emerge

*

My fingernails claw

At pillow and skin

Immodesty exposed

We scream in joyful sin
***

Who is this Miss Horny you speak of? I bet she's awesome and always right 😜

Roses are red
Time to reflect
For the new year
Flaws to correct

Perhaps for me
Chaste I must be
My lust to restrain
No more dreaming of dee

So many things
I could do then
If I spent less time
Cumming again and again

But fuck all that
It takes too much restraint
And I much prefer sin
Than the life of a saint

Ms. Claus was all alone that night.

Whipped cream would make this perfect.

Layla - Eric Clapton

😒 this rash just won't disappear.

Roses are red
The presents are wrapped
With bows around each
Celebration untapped

But what's under the tree
That is given for all
Wriggling and gagged
To serve till nightfall

Alas the sun rises
And from dream I awake
Panting and blushing
With that delicious old ache

Roses are red
The night's still young
So let's start the party
With Merry Christmas sung

"Come on, just whack the bottom already!"

Roses are red
With all this talk of Heidi's crack
I'm finding it hard to concentrate
And I fear I may have a cardiac

So to Lynn and her girl pile, I go
To clear my head of lustful desire
The wisest of wise choices, I thought
Till I remembered what acts she'd require

Roses are red
The threats keep coming
But you'll soon be outnumbered
And hubris be your shortcoming

😜

Quote by dlcalguy

Accepting you have a problem is the first step to recovery :P

roses are red
I tried to keep quiet.
And not reveal your secret
For I didn't want to cause a riot.

But Rob, you've left me no choice.
So I must tell all what ye have done.
There's a reason why innocent ol' me
Must panties this winter shun

For you've crept into my drawers.
In the dead of the night
And stolen my frilly delicates
In my suffering you do delight.

Now, I say not this to kink-shame 
For whether you desire to sniff or wear them
We shall not judge or cast ye out.
But perhaps those who see this may yet condemn

No one need fret the authenticity,
Or demand that I show them proof.
For all I said is under oath,
And my story is waterproof.

---

He also keeps being mean in pms, so I think everyone should gang up on him - not in the way that he probably enjoy though. 😇

Roses are red
Upon that old field
Where we once walked
Our love first revealed

In distant years to come
When we dare look back
Through the corridor of time
Would our love begin to crack?

Did I perhaps fail to say
As I have been known to do
The unfathomable truth
For fear, I might lose you

Now at journey's end
I'm troubled with shame.
And upon the sapphire above
I'll take my rightful blame.

But if I am granted
Just one merciful day
I'll be sure to say it all
and never more downplay

For nothing in this world
whether riches, glory or fame
Mean a single damn thing
If blessed love has no claim.

Not sure if all problems are resolved or if it's only for a few, but beyond a little stutter when initially opening chat, things seem to be running as they usually do again. Hopefully, it's sorted for others as well too. Thanks.

Roses are red
A shameful plug I leave
Of Christmas stories of sin
That you may lust receive

For two are special guests therein
In story but also my heart
So Heidi and Dee, you sexy two
Let our celebrations start

And come the new year
We'll make memories afresh
With friends old and new
Then join the girl pile of sexy flesh

---

So I entered my first writing contest here (well, first anywhere really). I hope you get a chance to read it. x
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/silent-night-unholy-night

I noticed last night, that the rooms are updating more frequently. Not like it used to, but much better than has been recently. However, the other issues still remain, such as not being able to post anything etc.
Anyway, I know it's a crappy time of the year to be sorting stuff like this out so thanks a bunch and merry Christmas.

November Rain - Guns and Roses

Gift - a paddle