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Excuse moi ...



She's not done any modding for what, 5 or 6 years now?

So how does she qualify for this poll?

I don't know, the lengths people will go to

Excuse moi ...



She's not done any modding for what, 5 or 6 years now?

So how does she qualify for this poll?

I don't know, the lengths people will go to

What an excellent choice, and great write-up.

Honeydipped is part of the furniture here, and a very well loved member of our community. 9 years? Blimey, that's almost from our bumble, I mean humble beginnings. We must be doing something right!

Congratulations Nia! Thank you for bringing warmth, kindness, fun and sexy times to the site.
My version of Animation Shop expired, so I looked for a free online version.

This one does an excellent job: https://ezgif.com/resize

I'm not sure if there are any good free windows based ones you can download.

If anyone has any suggestions, please let me know.
We've reached something of a milestone, hitting 50,000 stories and poems this week.

A big thank you to everyone who's submitted here over the last decade, and to our amazing verifiers, who make sure it's quality that hits the site, not just quantity.

Congratulations to one and all!



It's been posted somewhere before (who knows where!), but due to the differences between our software and MS Word / Pages / other online word counter tools, we allow a dozen or so words over.

It's odd our program doesn't tally with itself! I wonder if it's using 2 different versions of the same software? I'll ask Gav to take a look. He's the only one who really knows how it's programmed.

2 more weeks to get your entries in folks!
Thoroughly deserved.

Wonderfully summed up too Spritey McSprite.

I'm so glad you hung in there and developed your talent. So many people give up. It's the stayers that make the world a better place.
Happy honey day, to one of our most loved long term members.

Wishing you a wonderful day.

Well done Elliot.

Another wonderful piece of writing, and well deserved EP.
No silly, they are not scoops of chocolate chips ice cream. Look again!

The US Congress passed a bill a few months ago, aimed at protecting victims of sex trafficking.

Here are the broader details, for those interested: https://www.theguardian.com/society/2018/mar/30/congress-online-sex-trafficking-bill-impact-sex-workers-craigslist

Although admirable in their attempt, I do not think this is the right way to go about it. My view is it will simply push these services underground again, and have a negative impact on the industry overall.

The reason for posting is that websites like Craigslist have totally pulled their "personals" section, in order to protect themselves. The FBI recently seized backpage.com.

With that in mind, I would like to remind members that we do not allow escorts to advertise their services here.

Any members seen to be advertising such services, will have their accounts deleted.

As a small privately run website, I simply cannot take the risk.

Thank you.
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I'm doing quite well with mine. I have one word in the text, and that is "test." Seems I need to do a little work on it.

We shall see.


"Test Tube Clones were Nyphomaniacs from the off", said the Professor, in front of the eagerly gathered audience who'd shelled out $500 a head to hear the true story of Dolly and Dilly.
Don't say I never help you out!
I've heard the Swedes are going to play a flat pack four today.

I'm actually enjoying watching the football. The theatre in particular.
For her stellar work with the "Help Desk", Chat Rooms (particularly for creating and running the live help chat room (what a great idea!)) and elsewhere on the site, I am delighted to give the Moderator of the Month Award for June, to the lovely TrinityX.

A huge thank you Trinity. You've been fantastic around the site for a long time
Gav has created and maintained a site, which in a commercial environment, would be running 3+ times as many servers, an actual budget to work with, and a few people working alongside him.



One more?





All joking aside, things may take a lot longer than I'd like, but with a very demanding full-time career position, and a large family to support, it's astonishing that we're still here and growing the site in such a way.

He always humours my / our requests, and goes about his business in an understated and professional manner.

Without a doubt, without him at the code monkey helm, we would be nowhere near the site we are today.

A huge thank you to you Gav, for everything you have done over the last decade, and continue to do.
Interesting idea, and would likely be a tricky writing challenge.

We've found over the years, that the more difficult the contest, the fewer entries we have, so this is likely to be a non-starter I'm afraid!
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Apologies to our German readers here, but, well, after England being the brunt of so many jokes over the years (decades), I think we can get away with this one:



Nicola
Auf wiedersehen!

With England's bogie team out, we have a good chance of going all the way!
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Oh God, the story I was trying to jump start today probably works for this one. So, if I manage to get it past the first hundred words that I've put down so far (and I am currently stalled there), there may, possibly be a ghost of a chance of me entering.


Yay! I'm looking forward to reading your entry.
Sizzling Summer Sex Competition

With Summer having officially started (in the Northern Hemisphere), we want to turn up the heat with our latest story competition.

Competition Theme

Stories should be centred around typical Summer themes.

Plots are likely to include (but not restricted to) things like holidays, getting oiled up and spending some "quality" time at the beach, swimming, surfing, spending time outdoors with picnics / bbq's, pool / jacuzzi / bikini parties, midnight skinny dipping, cocktail fueled swinging sessions after a raucous garden party etc..

Our judges are looking for sizzling stories involving hot sex!

Stories should be kept to 7,500 words or under. Flash Fiction stories are fine, but unless they are incredibly well done, are unlikely to be able to compete with longer pieces!

1st Prize: $150
2nd Prize: $100
3rd Prize: $50

Full details can be found here.



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I quite like Iceland too.

They are much improved since June 2016. They have a top of the range specialist seafood range now.


I've never been into one of their stores. Isn't everything frozen? That can't be good for the nutritional content of the "food".

It would be nice to see a random team like Iceland win it. Germany, Argentina, Brazil, all pretty much fails at this stage.
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They were so close to goofing up... lucky bastards.


Aren't you rooting for us?

@ Ping - I think the other teams in their group have taken back handers, looking at the scorelines. The hosts always manage to get out of the group stages I've been told. I've no idea $ why ...