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Thanks G.

The trouble with these updates, is they are impossible to push up seamlessly where cookies are concerned. Unless it’s possible to log everyone out, and put a message up saying they need to sign in again.

The number of messages we have received in the help desk, is testimony to the fact that not everyone reads the forums.

The result is it looks a bit bad, and there’s a chance we could lose a few members over it.

I’ll bring this up with Gav.
lol @ PhilU.

True that @ Beffer.

Good to see a bit of a rebound. My ASX shares are up around 5% today. Hopefully over the next wee while, they claw back the rest of the family size saloon I’ve (paper) lossed this week.

As they say, only invest what you’re willing to lose.
Having a huge paper loss on my share investments the last few days, is rather disconcerting.

Here's how emotionally shattered Wall Street Traders have reacted (perhaps a bit of an in-joke for those who dabble on the stock market):

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Actually, there's a future comp challenge: Write a story with at least two endings using the new feature. Could add some category and length restrictions to make it tougher, too.


What a good idea
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If you're not bored out of your mind with my stuff by now then there could be no higher compliment. Thank you for such gracious remarks. It really means a lot. And yes!!! You should know as well as anyone how much I suck at promoting my own stuff! lol Is this your way of saying you're looking for another project to take on?


Sure, I have plenty of spare hours in the day. I'm sure I don't need to sleep either!

(I was referring to browncoffee's excellent post. She's your PR Professional!).

The day I get bored of reading stories with excellent plots, which are well crafted, and hot as a tin roof in summer, is the day I hand over the keys to LS to someone else. Any suckers out there who want to take it off my hands, erm, I mean ... what?
I was merely doing the rounds in the forums when I saw this was put up for an EP nomination. I had planned on heading out prior to the post, but then when I saw who the author was, I simply had to make myself comfortable, and start reading. When I did, boy was I hooked.

Few authors are able to suck you in to a story from the opening paragraphs. To bring characters to life in such a way that Frank does, takes real talent.

I loved this story, from start to finish. A thoroughly deserved EP.

Excellent write-up too browncoffee. Frank, do you need someone to help with your PR?
Wow, the standard of writing in this competition, has been extraordinary. One of, if not the strongest, to date.

It's going to be a very tough job for the judges next week.

Excellent effort, everyone who entered. =d>
A few people have noticed that buttons are missing / they don't have access to certain areas they used to.

It's because you need a new forum cookie.

So, if you do encounter issues, please log out of the forums (if you are actually logged in), then log back in again: https://www.lushstories.com/login.aspx?return=forum
I needed to log back in to the forums, separately from the main login. I think it's probably related to that.

Can you let us know please Verbal?
We've had a great turn out for this one, and some wonderfully creative entries.

1 week to go. If you're straggling, you need to get a shift on!
I like to start the day with a green smoothie.

Oh, hang on. The barman says it's called a "Mojito."

(tough audience)
After a night at Rumplations, the next day I was asked, "How's the head?"

I replied, "I haven't had any complaints."

Morning folks!
Hi Sean.

If you look at our terms and conditions, you'll see that what we disallow are stories which are the equivalent of a snuff movie.

Where a death is part of a plot, that's absolutely fine.
The story queue has been relentless the last few months (a good thing!).

One Mod knocked out of the park (ok, processed), over 100 stories in December.

Always a calming presence, encouraging to our writers, and willing to pitch in when need be, I am happy to announce that Jen has taken out the Moderator of the Month Award for December.

Congratulations and a big thank you, to Jen!
This award has been a long time overdue.

Larry is one of our most prolific, and proficient writers we have here.

He's always positive and supportive of his fellow writers, and an extremely well liked member of our community.

Congratulations on the award Larry!
Friend: How much do you spend on a bottle of wine?

Nicki: I would guess about half an hour.

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Great drink for a bloody wonderful year to come. I'll join Nicola with a Virgin Mary, Rump.

It's quiet in here this morning. I'll serve the lady and myself. No worries, Bill.


Such a gentleman.

Thank you!
I gave up on those daft things in my 20's ... pointless!



If you *were* to take them seriously, what would yours be for 2018?
Happy New Year folks

Please make mine a Bloody Mary barkeep!
This is one time of the year, I particularly miss Sydney.

"New Year's Eve: 'Most technologically advanced' Sydney fireworks show wows 1 billion people worldwide":



Wishing you all good health and happiness in 2018 and beyond.

Nicola xx
I've had to endure an onslaught from a friend of mine's 8 year old, who was given a Star Wars joke book for Xmas.

So I'll share some suffering (I actually like this one!):

Q. Why did Jabba the Hut spit out the wookie?

A. It was Chewy ...

Time for a glass of Chilean Pinot Noir. A large one please Mr. Stiltskin (does your spinning wheel still work?).
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It was while Roxy was having her pussy fucked by Jon that she looked at the apartment across the street and saw her old flame Chad playing with his dick while he watched her get it on with the guy she have been living with since last year before Roxy licked slowly on Jon's cheek.


I can't publish one long run-on sentence unfortunately.
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She drove her groin downward, seeking to impale herself upon my rigidity. It was her favorite maneuver. Her luscious, lubricated, flushed, nearly gaping, aching funhole, quivering with adrenalin as she propelled her lithe torso, missed her target and stabbed her perineum instead.