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Granted, and she plays with everyone in the household.... except you

I wish I could sing like Ivan Rebroff
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Quote by lynnwitt



Roses are red,
Your rhyme is so sweet,
But the forum format
You failed to meet!

For that small transgression
We'll have to select
Some suitable punishment
Your rhyme to correct!

Now what could we pick,
To make this rule clear?
Perhaps a hand
Applied to your rear?

Of course I'm sure
That volunteers galore
Will be around
To help with that score!

And we all know
That punishment is best
When followed by pleasure.....
You fill in the rest!

Roses are red
I'd gladly assist
But I am a male
So I'm sure she'd resist

So I'll keep my distance
Just watch how you play
And wait for my moment
On some other day
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I love cooking, but I neither have a house nor a kitchen that's suited for it, so I choose Thanksgiving at someone else's house

Would you rather have a buffet style dinner or a la carte?
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False. I'm separated and divorcing, so my other isn't significant (in that way) any more.

You've had a one night stand this year
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Innocent, I love how that looks, but it doesn't give me an instant hard-on

You like it when your date is obviously aroused by your appearance
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Used to be more or less together, but when it wasn't I was usually last

Lingerie: sexy or comfortable?
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Since about 12 or 13 years I have a fake tree that I used almost every Christmas since I bought it

TPBM has a unique hobby
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With a few exceptions, movies on TV

Should movies have social message or mainly be entertainment?
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Alas, no....

Have you ever, to avoid insulting your host(ess), eaten food you actually found disgusting?
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Does this mean, that people who until now achieved their omnium badge are going to lose it? Not that it concerns me personally (I'm not expecting to ever achieve one) but that seems a bit cruel and unfair. Wouldn't it be nicer to let them keep it and rename it to for instance "Omnium legacy" and to introduce a new omnium badge for those who wrote in all the now existing categories?
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While I'm not afraid of them, sleeping with so many tarantulas might be risky. Moving in your sleep could threaten them and cause them to bite. I'd rather give a speech.

WYR watch a parade or take part in it?
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Roses are red
Here is the deal:
This may all be play
But attraction is real

Often words put to rhyme
Make our passion combust
But some sparks they ignite
Evoke more than just lust
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Thick as a Brick by Jethro Tull. Not your average song and much longer than any other song i know, but it had me from the first time I heard it.
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Quote by jillinjulie
Granted.
It could be snow that won't stop.

I wish I could sunbathe all day tomorrow.
Granted, but there's no sunscreen and in spite of the shining sun, the temperature is well below zero (0°C, 32°F).

I wish a miracle happened
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Frozen yogurt

Blind date: passionate sex or intelligent conversation?
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Roses are red
When that dragon's in sight
I know my decision
To come here was right

For sparks will be flying
And temperatures peak
With ladies and gents
And juices will leak

And the air will be filled
With sound and with scent
Of passion and lust
And love without end
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Quote by sprite
went to see a movie, Thor, by myself.

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