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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Nope, it's morning here and I'm "looking forward" to a day filled with housework

TPBM badly needs a vacation
Not going to pass Myra without some serious kissing,
but I'm also hoping for some passion from below
A part may become rigid under certain circumstances. Best way to treat this is to apply warm wet friction.
Strip, slowly, and then search, gently, but thoroughly
I understand why people prefer contacts, but I've seen what damage they can do, so glasses for me

White bread or whole wheat?
Diving in to play with Punky and whoever else is in the water
Always going to kiss Punky
but I'll always look below too
I did

How many politicians does it take, to change a lightbulb?
False (for me). I prefer simple language. When engaging in sexual activity, minds should be occupied with pleasure, not with linguistics and semantics.

You prefer a partner that is slightly older than you.
Innocent, for a full time dad, there are no days off.

You call in sick sometimes, just to get away from it for a day.
That would depend entirely on the situation that led to the intercourse. I prefer completely naked, but sometimes lust's demands are too strong to wait for that.

When lust is overwhelming, find a private place or any place out of sight will do?
Granted, your Marty the Mighty Midget. Sadly, due to your size, you're also know as the human bowling ball, because that's how the other WWE wrestlers tend to use you.

I wish I had a couple of horny females in my bed
Big spoon

WYR have no strings attached sex with an old friend or with a complete stranger?
I never left the party and I don't intend to, now Vivien is in the water too
Falling in love can happen between any two humans, so why not between an escort and her client?
The power of words
Is the one force enabling
To touch without touch
Roses are red
I could be a clown
But only a sweet one
Not one with a frown

And even when horny (happens quite often)
I'd still be real sweet
My goal would be pleasure
I'd give you a treat

So don't be afraid
Just give it a try
Not every clown
Is a horrible guy