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patokl
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I warned you, that inflatable butplug couldn't handle more than 3 bar, but you just kept on pumping..... Well, at least you won't be suffering from constipation anymore..
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Becky was arrested for causing a fight. The arrest would have been on charges of public nudity initially, but the cops started to fight over who should arrest her and bring her in.
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I would never forgive my self if I passed on Nikki, above of course!
But below too, I hope.
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I didn't have any thoughts that I'm ashamed of. I've had some fleeting thoughts that would have made me ashamed, if I had acted them out, but even if given the opportunity with consenting adults, I don't think that I would, or even could.

If you were (or are) in a committed relationship, and chance gave you the opportunity to have sex with your favourite celebrity, would you?
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How often did Sean Spicer tell himself he's a stud?

Vanilla pudding
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Granted, you now permanently reside in a hareem with 75 gorgeous women. Alas, you're not the owner of the hareem, but merely a eunuch, guarding it

I wish I had my love with me
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Innocent. If I accept a friendship offer, that acceptance has no expiration date.

Your day isn't complete without at least one orgasm
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For me, videos work better

If all out sex couldn't happen, masturbate together or pet eachother?
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Granted, so many people visit your profile page now, that the server sees it as a DDOS attack and shuts down.

I wish I could stay in bed
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Roses are red
Lynn an Gill please take care
And find a safe place
If tornados hit there
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I think I will enjoy kissing Danica
and then I'll look below to
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Quote by TonyaL
Tired, teary, emotional and off. I need to get out of my damn head and nothing is working.
for you my sweet friend
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I'm extremely fond of Tonya. I can't imagine any one not being fond of her.
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If I were watched, I'd prefer it to be by participants, not by a passive audience. But, if I had to choose, I'd prefer a live audience over a recording. Those tend to end up on porn sites, and I'm not looking forward to that.

WYR read an erotic story or watch an erotic movie?
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None.

If you could have sex with a Disney character, which one would you choose?
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I don't know him, but I like his posts. I guess I could become fond of him.
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Neither. He's probably a guy with a dog fetish.

Have you ever wondered why Daisy Duck never lays an egg?
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Roses are red
The measuring game
Biggest or farthest
'T is always the same

I never measured
In inches or feet
The decimal system
Is equally neat

But what I don't measure
I think I can guess
And when you get older
The distance gets less

I think as a young guy
It used to be feet
But now that's a standard
That I cannot meet

But that does not matter
I do not have to win
As long as it's working
I'll indulge in the sin
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Sweet dreams and wishes
Fill the hearts of those who love
More if they can't touch
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Well, that's an interesting question. Though I can belch loudly enough to upset a lot of people, that deadly burst is actually more fun. Having all those people guessing and silently accusing each other can be quite amusing.

WYR risk a friendship with a painful truth or tell a lie to avoid hurting a friend?
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