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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Quote by MostPreciousLittle
sore from my fall this morning. I seem to have Tourettes now!
I hope the pain and bruises will be gone again soon.
Kisses for the sweet woman above
Hoping for kisses from below too
Quote by sweetsinner
Am not coping at the moment. This is when I started falling apart last year and instead of realising that this year is different, I am holding on to what I seem to perceive is bound to go wrong. I am so paralysed and can't seem to snap the fuck out of it.
Hang in there my friend. What could be doesn't have to be. You said it yourself, this year is a different year, a whole new one, with new chances and possibilities.
Yes, I think I can handle you. Stay in the middle please
Quote by SittingBallerina

Arrested for dancing as the dying Swan?! Oh no!

Your photo is too kind and intimate for you to get arrested. How about the police officer hands you both long-stemmed white roses? Yes, I believe that shall suffice.
Thank you. No disrespect meant for the ballet, but even Anna Pavlova would be arrested, if she went to a town square to dance the piece naked.
Dancing "The Dying Swan" in the middle of the town square, butt naked
Beneath that forest
Lies a warm and cozy nest
My bunny wants it
Quote by MostPreciousLittle
I'm married, is that okay?
Great! Let's invite our spouses.
I prefer to enjoy my food, so I'll take my time savouring it.

Would you rather eat meat or fish?
Quote by MostPreciousLittle
Granted, but they are magical.

So you eat too many lol


I wish I had some of those cookies!

(Is she in a garage that's in a garage?)
Nope, just a garage.

Your wish is granted, you get an unlimited supply from your favourite cookie shop. However, they're now made with an ingredient for which you seem to be allergic, so you can't eat them without swelling up like a balloon.

I wish I didn't have to go shopping for groceries
Quote by vivien
p was involved in an auto crash... seems he was perving some pictures of my derrière and not paying attention to the road
I can't help it, that your derrière is so distracting. It wasn't pictures though, it was you live, walking down the street in an attire that got you arrested too.
Then asking for more
Is what I'm going to do
Because I loved what you did
When I was with you
I wouldn't mind
Getting that every day
And giving you pleasure too
In every possible way
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