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patokl

Over 90 days ago

Straight Cis Male

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1 Apr 2017

Role playing can be a wonderful addition to your sex life, but Tarzan and Jane in your bedroom? You could have known that chandelier wasn't strong enough to use as 'vine' to swing through the jungle. When it came down from the ceiling you crashed into your dressing table. The table didn't survive, but you came away with a lump on your head.... and three lipsticks and a mascara in your but.

1 Apr 2017

What you would not have had
If she hadn't been there
Is a wonderful time
And a love you could share

It may be the past now
But the memories stay
Don't let your sadness
Take the good ones away

1 Apr 2017

Roses are red
Relationships alter
Some grow much deeper
Others just falter

They're part of our lives
From the day we were born
Till the last string that binds us
To life has been torn

1 Apr 2017

Quote by apptobebad
I'm just waiting for Lynn

That only enhances the date... laughing6

laughing6

Do you mind bugs?

1 Apr 2017

Quote by Smoocher

Yes ... virtual / cyber love relationships can become "unrequited love".

Is it foolish to still desire affection when reality says there is none forthcoming ??

Of course it's not foolish. Your view of reality does not stretch beyond now. Anything beyond that lies in the realm of possibilities, and they are endless. Too often people miss opportunities, because they stopped looking for them. Don't give up on dreams too soon, you don't know what tomorrow may bring.

Can you imagine not wanting to have sex at all?

1 Apr 2017

True

You have done things, you'd rather not tell your SO

1 Apr 2017

Granted, you're living in a garage now.

I wish I had some more cookies

1 Apr 2017

Your dad's a good kisser

1 Apr 2017

collared

1 Apr 2017

Here we sometimes find passion

31 Mar 2017

Hi Nia,I'm glad you saved one. I'll be more than happy to share it with you,
but I'll also be looking below (greedy, I know)

31 Mar 2017

Quote by Burquette
It breaks my heart. I heard of project Semi Colon here on Lush and I think it's the most wonderful thing, my brother and grandfather both being victims of suicide.

The founder of this project, Amy Bleuel, has died at age 31. She lost her battle with depression.

I just learned this. We all hope that that semicolon, that pause, will become a full stop one day. Amy Bleuel couldn't t, but she did inspire this thread, and with that she, through Rachel, gave us a place to come to, were it's safe, and where there's always warmth and support.
Amy, rest in peace.

31 Mar 2017

DIving in too

31 Mar 2017

Nope

31 Mar 2017

31 Mar 2017

Music

31 Mar 2017

Yes, I would love to

31 Mar 2017

Quote by adi_me33
Meh

Hugs

Hugs

31 Mar 2017

Quote by apptobebad
Also a lovely person who should be a friend

Who I consider to be friends is not limited by my friends list..

...

Kiera is sweet, supportive and a loving mum, but feisty when the situation calls for it. I like her.

Hi Kiera Hugs

Hugs

31 Mar 2017

Quote by TonyaL
I am wandering why my friend is angry.
I am so very grateful for my sweet friends

I AM smiling at this. I don't think Punky is angry, I think pissed means drunk in Australia.

31 Mar 2017

Quote by kiera

Way to spoil Jeff and his 'friends' fun Patokl. Do you pop kids balloons at parties too?

Well, you have to admit, it would be awkward if they'd have to show airport security exactly what it is, the remote controls....

31 Mar 2017

Yes!!!

31 Mar 2017

That is nice.... don't stop

31 Mar 2017

Quote by apptobebad
you are top of my list, obviously, Mr P

would you have sex on the first date?

*Blushing*

That would depend on how the date goes. It would not be the goal of a date, but it could happen.

Is foreplay a must, every time you have sex?

31 Mar 2017

Crapping on your boss's desk, and sticking a little flag in, with "Bon Appetit" and your signature on it.

31 Mar 2017

Quote by honeydipped
i have a very specific (read, anal) way of washing the dishes. they get rinsed first and stacked on the counter. then each go in the water one by one. sticking a dirty dish in the sink drives me ape shit. there's also an order in which dishes are washed: silverware, glasses, plates/bowls and then pans.

If you do the dishes by hand, that's the only good way to do them, though I switch glasses and silverware.

Aggravating: I'm pretty selective in what I keep and what I throw away, and in how I dispose of it. So if my kids clean out their room, I check their garbage for good pencils, toy parts, lego and playmobil stuff etc. I also prefer repairing stuff over tossing it and buying new.
My ex is exactly the opposite. If she can't figure out what it is, what it belongs to, or if she doesn't know where to put it or how to fix it, the bin's the solution. Her motto has always been: "We can always buy a new one, the shops have so many of them, that they even sell them".

31 Mar 2017

Quote by kiera

I'm sure that's permitted. Doesn't matter that phones etc. must be switched on to flight mode or off so as not to interfere with the flight, I'm sure remote control sex toys won't be a problem at all.

I doubt if they allow remote controls on planes. They might be afraid it could ignite more than an orgasm.

31 Mar 2017

Wonderful person to have as a friend

31 Mar 2017

I think I'm neither, though within limits I could assume either role.

Is there anyone on lush, you would consider having sex with, if there would be no repercussions?

31 Mar 2017

Innocent. I'm not looking for a new romantic relationship here, but I do hope the friendships I build will be lasting ones

You believe most people in the forum are sincere and genuine, in spite of them hiding their identities