Roses are red
Now what would you do
If you you found a close lush friend
Lived next door to you?
That the lushy you chatted with
Day after day
Is almost skin close
And not far away
The Incredible Penises of Wallace & Gromit (Adventures)
Sweet Rosie all over my face
Her hip movements setting the pace
Not going to pass on a chance to kiss with Juli,
But looking down too
Seven brides for seven penises (brothers)
Just as crazy (but funny and kind too)
Roses are red
The mere thought alone
Of my dick 'tween a zipper
Chills me to the bone
It did happen once
A long time ago
But when I remember
My mind still shrieks "NOOOOO!!!!!"
Roses are red
Come sit on my face
And I'll make an effort
To send you to space
Frankenstein and the penis from hell (monster)
A kiss for above, more if she allows me to
but peeking below too
From time to time, yes, so guilty
There's someone you wouldn't want to be caught dead with, but in spite of that, you sometimes ponder on how sex with them might be (maybe in a negative way, but still...)
Roses are red
Whatever I say
Should be read with some humour
because I meant it that way
Apologies offered
To all in this place
If I have hurt feelings
With some careless phrase
Yes, I often have in the past
You like to explore your own country, because there's so much beauty there, that you haven't seen yet
Heidi wants to make her Red Roses poems to become truth, so she posed as a police officer, in an attempt to find out where the ladies, contributing in that thread, live. She got busted, because the warrant she showed was badly forged.
Do we want the police to watch?
Pairs of trousers, ours, drop!
Above, a lot
and below to, I hope
The attack of the killer penises (tomatoes)
She gave me her love
And saved my body and soul
I'll always love her
My anti-lice-shampoo didn't work
