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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Quote by heidi
Roses are red
There is nothing to stress
It was me he called
A pig in a dress


Roses are red
That is not true
He said that she named
Her pig after you

Heidi, if you insist, I'll call Nikki, Ginger, Julie, Lynn or another lady, but I'd rather do it myself
Above, until she's out of breath, and then some
And below too
Quote by trinket

I AM unbelievably frustrated.


Quote by TonyaL

I am frustrated and need a hug


A big fat for both my sweet friends
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Penis * But Were Afraid to Ask
Roses are red
Animals rule
In the mind of a dreamer
And in the bed of a fool

I can't see sweet Lynn
Playing games with a pig
Not even when fuzzy
After taking a swig

From a tankard of liquor
That friend G has filled
With questionable booze
Not properly chilled

Maybe a goatee
But never a goat
The chance of that happ'ning
Is more than remote
A kiss for the lady above
And hopefully there'll be someone to kiss below too
Skirt flew up on Lynn's landing today
Showing my waxed cunny's here to play
OMG Ping, a waxed cunny on you
Tell me now please, what will you do
I wouldn't mind getting my beard wet in a wet bush...

hand job or foot job?
As a reminder, this is what this thread is about
Following on alphabetically from the word posted above you, use a word that you think describes the person above.
*This isn't the place to resurrect old arguments or begin new ones.*


Quote by loveshane
curvaceous

I'm afraid I'm not curvaceous, but you certainly are

Delightful
What's all this arguing about? Can't we just see and compare?