Heidi, if you insist, I'll call Nikki, Ginger, Julie, Lynn or another lady, but I'd rather do it myself
Above, until she's out of breath, and then some
And below too
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Roses are red
Animals rule
In the mind of a dreamer
And in the bed of a fool
I can't see sweet Lynn
Playing games with a pig
Not even when fuzzy
After taking a swig
From a tankard of liquor
That friend G has filled
With questionable booze
Not properly chilled
Maybe a goatee
But never a goat
The chance of that happ'ning
Is more than remote
Seeing a friend's strength
Jumping baxk into the water
A kiss for the lady above
And hopefully there'll be someone to kiss below too
Interesting people fill this place
Hearing my children laugh
Skirt flew up on Lynn's landing today
Showing my waxed cunny's here to play
OMG Ping, a waxed cunny on you
Tell me now please, what will you do
I wouldn't mind getting my beard wet in a wet bush...
hand job or foot job?
What's all this arguing about? Can't we just see and compare?