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Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
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Quote by lynnwitt


Of COURSE that's of what you were thinking......

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Uakari

Actually..... you're on to me... lol

Vampire bat
Quote by adi_me33
Granted, She's made of chocolate and melting fast

I wish I has some chocolate
My bed is full of chocolate now. Come and get it...

@Vanessa: granted, the earth is flat now and timezones have been abolished, we could all fall over the edge now though

I wish Adi would come and get all this molten chocolate off me
I'll lie down on my back and put myself at the ladies' disposal
Yes Vanessa I would, or I'll gladly help you search Anne.
Quote by HeraTeleia


Three boys, two Great Pyrenees and a very fat indoor-only white Turkish Angora cat means at least three loads a day. I can do six on a day off and it's not a thing.

FTR I love my Kenmore top-loading HE washer, it has six zillion options but almost everything gets hot/warm/extra rinse. Also Tide pods and StainPacs and did I mention Gain Unstoppables?
Five boys, three girls and two dogs here, and a simple front loader.
Parody

sex in the theatre or wait till you get home?
Quote by adi_me33

I wish I could clear my mind and chill


Granted, something in your air conditioner broke and now it's chilling your room to arctic temperatures. You've chilled to te verge of hypothermia and the only thing left on your mind is getting warm again

I wish I had a sweet woman in my bed now
I believe it's your turn to be taken in the middle Tonya
Roses are red
Mosquitos you say?
Those nasty bloodsuckers
should stay far away

As for being eaten
I'll make one thing clear
If that's what you want
I will volunteer
A friendly little kiss for Heidi above
Looking below for some serious kissing