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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Granted, the weather stays the same forever in your region. As a result all the crops fail and what's worse, the farmers found out, your wish caused that. They're coming for you now.........

I wish I had a someone to help me with my laundry
One night of passion only? I'd be craving for more, for the rest of my life, so I think I'll choose the comfortable.

Would you rather have a partner, who's not often in the mood for sex, but when then anything goes, or a partner who never says no, but who won't go beyond a straight fuck and some oral?
Tough one. I love a real winter, but they're rare here, so I choose summer

Grass or sand
Quote by Verbal
Upon further reflection, I have decided that you and Gill and Layla and I are real. Probably that Ping guy. Maybe Shannon. The jury is out on everyone else.

Rule 452,125: Be yourself. Unless you are a dick. Then be someone else.
I am real.. I think
Lol, I can't be a cowgirl... But I'd take my time for my partner, and have it both ways

Would you accept an invitation to a swinger party with total strangers?
We don't have drive-in theatres here, so a regular theatre is my only option

When you get aroused while driving, would you rather drive on to your destination or find a secluded spot and release the tension?
I'm always game for a skinnydip with a nice lady; jumping in
If we're all on it together, who cares where it's going?
i would. Take of your clothes, hands against the wall and spread them Tonya..
Granted, but you dropped them when you tried to get in your bed, and the hot tea melted the chocolate, so now you have to change the bed and turn over the mattress before you can sleep

I wish I had a car
Quote by Simplicity
I am having a very hard day. My brother walked away from my house 21 years ago after our mothers funeral and vanished. I tried finding him, but always a dead end. I found out last night he passed away in 2012. But it seems like today, just now. I always thought, if I only knew I could put closure to it. But it only brings me more questions, more pain. I miss my baby brother! ? The tears continue to flow. Thank you Milik for being with me and holding me.
Dang Simmie, that's tough. A very big hug from me.
Roses are red
I will always be here
If you need a good hug
or a listening ear
Granted. Heidi turns around for you, 360 degrees to be exact.

I wish I could have a close up of her perfect bum
A friendly kiss on the cheek for Heidi
Looking below for some serious snogging
Answering the door in the nude
Not as if its a surprise, but rude
't Was the pastor, oh my
Gape mouth and open eye
And his bulge proved he still was a dude

An old bishop who spied on his maid
Quote by LadyAnnWest
Ok....then what?

I'm sure we'll think of something... Yes!
Innocent, alas.

You lust for a co-worker, and suspect she/he would respond in kind, yet you haven't found the courage (yet) to let her/him know