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Without one single word, he demonstrates the reason for both science and religion. Something appears, and we immediately start to speculate, investigate and debate. We simply cannot exist without trying to explain everything around us. I love this.
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Okay..there is this new service in the market. It is said to increase your coxk length and patokl is willfully providing it. I believe he pulls the tool with great strength and to unimaginale lengths.
Nah, I usually stay away from dicks, though I do occasionally encounter one on another part of the forum.

Simar is trying to persuade tv producers to star him in a reality show called "My first time"...
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In the ocean

In front of the public beach or a secluded cove?
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Simar was going to be a guest on the british tv show "Sex Box", but he was kicked out of the studio, when the producers discovered, he had installed webcams, streaming live, in all the boxes.
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Unrelentingly licking til it's moist and totally explodes

RELENTING
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Quote by lynnwitt
On my fingers, I kept your scent with me throughout the day.
This!

She brought my fingers to her nose, smiling: "Want my perfume too.........?"
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Roses are red
Like the setting sun
I don't care if it rhymes
Just as long as it's fun
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Puddleduck undertakes daring deeds, licking evil daisy's unshaven cunny keenly
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Quote by lynnwitt

Young Frankenstein
That's old school, probably from way before our young friend was born.

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Those two black eyes are the least of your problems. She had a knife too and after she knocked you out, she... Ah well, check the jar on your bedstand and see for yourself

Oops, that was for Simar

Puddleduck, I can understand you want to be different, even that in stead of waxing, shaving or trimming your pubes, you want to straighten them, but using your steam iron for it was really a bad idea
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I am enjoying the sunny weather. The dogs are taking me for a walk.
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patoki would rather be holding a dogs paw
I like dogs, but I love pussies...

Lynn once made a bet with a guy, who could orally get off the most girls in an hour. Lynn beat the guy with an astonishing 23-6 result. Although she's pleased with the victory, the fact that she has trouble keeping her tongue inside her mouth ever since, does bother her a little...
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Quote by MadameMolly

I AM going to blame you for me being sick.

I AM also really confused and sad by something that is out of my control.
I'm sending you a big fat hug. I hope you'll get well soon and that things will work out okay.
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Yes

TPBM is happy lush exists, because it brought so much more than initially expected
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Quote by FieryRedhead69
3 and they were all female
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Careful Suzanne, you're treading on thin ice. I'd not pursue this, if I were you.

Which sexual experience would you consider your best ever?
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I heard that Patokl likes to pinch young women's fingers until they cry!!
I do like to pinch, but not fingers... and any cries are from ecstatic bliss.....

Mermaid magic has led many a ship onto the cliffs off the Cornish coast...
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Does all your teasing invoke multiple erections?

Multiple
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Simar only pretends to be a young Indian engineer, but in fact he is an old, almost ancient Indian magician named the great Sorcar..... Ladies beware, he hypnotizes you, before you know it.....
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Innocent

Have you ever had a crush o someone, but didn't act, because you felt, she/he was out of your league?
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