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@Leah: do I really have to explain?
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When you coming to do mine? I've got 6 loads just for you
I'll do yours anytime.... oh, wait... you meant the laundry... Okay. bring it here, I'll wash it, iron it (if necessary) and fold it for you
Hey Tilly, brace yourself, coming above for some serious smooching
@sugarbaby:
Shedding undies gets attention, randy boys all bellowing: "YIPPEEEE!!!!"

@Trinket:
The randy Indian nerd kept eating Trinket
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Not to quibble, but if that's a Monty Python reference, I believe it's "The Larch". Of course quibbling can be quite fun, I suppose..... "hey, you - wanna quibble?".
Yeah, let's quibble...lol. But you are right of course, I had a lapse of memory
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The LARK? Hmmm...did I know you at my most favorite bar? Lol! Sorry, I know you have no idea but it was a fun little bar
I'm sorry to say I don't know that bar, but I'm sure it would have been fun to know you there
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And, now for something completely different
..... the Lark!

Tim Burton and Johnny Depp
I am sending my dear friend Adi a big (hhug) because I think she needs one
Odd choice, hummus is a food, tzaziki a sauce. Tzaziki it is, on gyros please

Ouzo or pastis?
Hey, you know you're addictive, so you should have realised, doing a strip act in that half-way-house for sex-addicts on probation could be risky.....
As with everything from shoes to boobsize, I prefer that, what makes the woman feel comfortable and confident with, because being confidently herself, is what really makes a woman sexy

Where, if you have one, did you first encounter you current partner or lover?
Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones and Michael Palin
Angela above looks very kissable, so above it is
but not without peeking below too
Quote by Lover_Eternal
Pelt him with marshmallows, he's been reading that book nonstop and his eyes need a break
That's an idea. I think I could do that to Leah too, but the marshmallows would have to be roasted until they're all sticky, and she must allow me to remove them from her with my mouth.....
Guilty, once, long time ago.

You would perform a sexy striptease right now, if a hot stranger asked you to...
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THREE LOADS A DAY!?
At least three, every single day. I have never had a washer or dryer that lasted more than a few years here.
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Mr P is supposedly the best massager here on Lush. His customers have always been satisfied. It is said he males his own concoctionnfor the massages. Keeps the skin healthy and his massage hands too....
It actually does, though I don't make it myself, I buy it in a store....

Simar is not a real human being, but an artificial intelligence, a very sophisticated computer program, developed by the American authorities to check lush for terrorist activities. The AI has turned out to be too smart for them and is now seeking a sex life (and a body to enjoy it with)
I don't have a list, and apart from self-service, I don't expect to have any sex in the foreseeable future.

Who would be the last person on earth, you would share yourself with, if at all?
It's not something I hate, but it does take a lot of time in this household. At least 3 machine loads every day, 7 days a week. Double that, if I skip a day, or if anyone here "collects" their laundry a few days before throwing it into the basket. It pays here, to sort into light, dark, red/purple, jeans, Light/white towels, washcloths, kitchen cloths etc. and the dark version of that. And then there's the bed linens. As most bad bacteria need moist, I make sure the stuff is properly dried (on the line if the weather's okay, in the dryer if not) and handkerchiefs, pillow cases and anything I use on my dishes and glasses get the steam iron (as do wrinkled clothes).