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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Quote by Shotgun011
You are needed at the bus station Patokl

Why Shotgun? Do you need me to buy your ticket? Always glad to help, but you'll have to wait. I'm busy being the sexiest.
Invite her to a wonderful restaurant, invite Adi too and remain behind the scenes myself, giving them some nice quality time together. Expenses covered of course.

missed the word shower here, obviously. Well, I'm a guy, she's a lovely woman, what do you think I'd do? Wash her back of course!
Nope, keep it clean enough, he can come in anytime

You don't always pay your bills in time
Sorry Shotgun, your bus already left. I'm afraid you'll have to walk away, because I'm taking this spot.
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Orgasm (Bomb)
Roses are red
And they're beautiful too
But they're never a match
For the beauty in you
If you ever try to re-enact Enter the Dragon again, by swinging a heavy hung guy's dick as if it was a club, don't aim it between your eyes....
Bill, enjoy your time with Lynn, while take back my spot as the last and sexiest one.
Her wings were still too wet from her encounter with Bill
Quote by lynnwitt
I braided my pubes today.

Wow, a real Brunhilde pussy!


Hope you haven't washed lately
Nope, but the flowers are out already (bulbs)

You don't have a large garden
A decent guy, it's always a pleasure to encounter him in the forum
I am astonished. Apparently the pro-gun lobby shot itself in the back: Pro gun mom shot by 4 year old son

Now that doesn't surprise me, if you think it's normal to let a 4 year old play with real weapons, you should expect accidents to happen. But what does surprise me is, that Florida Statute makes it a misdemeanor for a person to store or leave, on a premise under his or her control, a loaded firearm in such a manner that it is likely a child can gain access to the firearm.

If your son sits on your terrace a day before his 21st birthday and you give him a beer, you commit a crime, but if you leave your gun on the backseat of your car, so your 4 year old can play cowboy with it, and potentially kill a few people, it's a misdemeanor? I guess it's a good thing then, that the boy aimed at his mom, in stead of at other drivers on that road.