I'd be more than happy to give her a full body massage
towel dry and make her wet again
Roses are red
I think it is funny
That all kids are waiting
For the Easter Bunny
Leah enjoyed my massage so much, she just didn't want me to stop
Yes, and cooking too
TPBM has never seen the ocean
Wash the windows above the church entrance when the service is about to begin
I'm a monogamous kind of guy (don't laugh, I'm serious) so if you were the woman I'd marry, you'd be the only one for me.
WYR watch Liverpool vs Manchester Utd or hang out in a,bar with good company
No, but I'd love to (did see an x-rated movie in a movie theater though, back when they still had x-rated movie theaters in Holland)
TPBM has seen Close encounters of the third kind when it was first released.
Roses are red
Spinach is green
And when I have cooked it
My kids say I'm mean
Roses are red
If God did exist
And looked at his creation
He'd really be pissed
The buttons on her blouse kept popping off
Not one hair on my head even has a fleeting thought about it.
TPBM loves seafood
Oh dear, greedy greedy greedy! But not as sexy as me!
My oh my, you are persistent. To no avail though, I'll always return here, because I am sexy!
Take me to your leader (with a metallic voice of course)
Roses are red
Brussels has more
than sprouts, they have chocolate
that we all adore
I had no idea what baked ziti is, but according to google it's something I like
TPBM would love a glass of sweet white wine
Sliding between those sheets
