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7 Mar 2016

Jumping in after Grace for her diving lessons

7 Mar 2016

With Gillian and Amy? Hell yeah! And of course Adi is welcome to join.

7 Mar 2016

Well Adi, time actually does exist, even when you pretend to be the sexiest. Of course we all know, that it is me, who is the sexiest.... so skiddaddle, this is my spot!

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7 Mar 2016

Yes, I do, I'm hungry

TPBM doesn't want to go to bed alone tonight

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7 Mar 2016

Quote by heidi
Pull my finger

Want to suffocate me too?

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Do you understand me? You must have been frozen in that glacier for at least 10,000 years. Mammoths are extinct now....

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7 Mar 2016

Quote by adi_me33
well just last night I had a dream that I was on a carpet. In a carpet really, flying to germany.

I'll leave my bedroom window open for you.

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7 Mar 2016

You flatter me, I don't.

TPBM hates Brussel Sprouts

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7 Mar 2016

I have never seen so many things posted in a row, that I have done, but the posters haven't: motorbike, Spain, arrested, lego, passed out, cockpit, volcano, done/experienced them all

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7 Mar 2016

As a male: walk in on a girls only lesbian rave

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7 Mar 2016

Anytime, about anything

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7 Mar 2016

Quote by AmericanBeauty
I will never understand why creeps and sleaze balls find me attractive

Look at it this way: you are,attractive, even dumb-asses cannot fail to see that. Sadly, creeps and sleazeballs notice that too.

I will never consciously be mean

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7 Mar 2016

Do you also need sex?

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7 Mar 2016

Diabolical

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7 Mar 2016

Funny is what we need

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7 Mar 2016

Good morning, sweet friend

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7 Mar 2016

Not hard enough actually.

Your life has significantly changed and lush played an important part in that

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7 Mar 2016

Hunter

Game

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7 Mar 2016

Hug her too

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7 Mar 2016

Have a ball

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7 Mar 2016

Morrison's

My only real ritual is sucking on new sextoys

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7 Mar 2016

Quote by trinket
you should've thought about that before you gambled your hand away and before you ask, NO!!!

Damn, I'm never going to try to win a fortune for you again!

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They found you two passed out, still in 69. They think you cane simultaneously and suffocated each other between your thighs. She survived too..

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7 Mar 2016

Nothing, I'd better remedy that

Edit: fresh hot coffee now, much better

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7 Mar 2016

Father

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7 Mar 2016

If ever there was an extreme chastity belt then it's the one Adele is wearing.

I wish __________ was as __________ as _________

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7 Mar 2016

Quote by trinket
You lost the last hand at poker.

Now what will I wank with, woman?

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That was hot! So hot in fact, that your body was incinerated. They managed to save your brain, but I'm afraid you'll be floating in this tank, until they found a way to regenerate your body....