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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Quote by Dancewithme
Nay, I'm the sexiest, and I can show it.
I think you should stick to teaching backstroke to the ladies (who is to do the stroking btw?) and leave this spot to the sexiest: me! (o:
Quote by lynnwitt


Ah, one who knows!
Of course we know, it's V'Ger
I warned you, a gangbang with 14 Trolls was not an excellent idea!
Yes, how did you know about my beard?

TPBM prefers a man without a beard
My children believe it's where nice people go to when they die, but I think it is, wherever you find happiness.
Roses are red
like my cheeks, when I blush
which quite frequently happens
when I'm having a crush
No, wouldn't mind trying that though

I'll repeat my sex question, because it wasn't answered
Have you ever had sex under water?
Pizza Hawaii, ham and pineapple, I love that

Have ever successfully tried to swim the length of the pool under water?
Wait, your question put me on the wrong track. Sex questions here.
Have you ever had sex under water?
I don't know what you're concealing, but I need to check, so please take of your clothes abd assume the position.
You've been in coma for two weeks. Apparently arousal diverts the bloodstream away from the brain with women too. They say they've never seen.such a serious case of it though.