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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by lynnwitt
Mariner (well, I made that up, but perhaps it would involve a rocking boat)

I thought, mariner meant tied to the main mast

Lynn, flying 69
Yes, on a 737 in the days that passengers still were allowed to visit the cockpit. Everything that had to do with navigation and radar went dead, effectively blinding the aircraft. They made a guided emergency landing in Istanbul. We were in luck, because a KLM mainenance crew were there and they were able to fix it.

Have you ever made a stop in the most unlikely place ever, considering your destination? (I have, Bangor, Maine, on a,flight from Brussels to Curacao)
Quote by poppyx


Yep today it is, ours is always in March but usually a little later, this year its early because Easter is early hey lovely man

Well, in that case, wonderful lady, I hope you'll have a great day today.
Thankfully, no

What country that you traveled to, would you pick to explore further?
Quote by poppyx
I am wishing all you mums and all you gorgeous gals out there a wonderful Mother's Day
Is that today, where you live? Here and most places I know have mother's day on the second sunday of may, which would be may 8th this year.
No they only have German books, and German isn't my preferred language for reading.

What is the first book you remember reading?
Guilty

Have you ever regretted not going for the person, you had a crush on? (guilty)
Quote by Jonathans_Fantasies
Well when you consider there's only three roads out of town and one of those only goes north, it is hard to get lost so long as you stay on the roads! LOL!
Ah, Alaska... and what, dear Sir, is your question?
Right, you noticed too.

Depends on what you mean with relieve. I use the bathroom... and sexually, it's a matter of DIY
Edit; for the daily stress, I come here or I'll go for a walk

Almost forgot a question myself:
How often do you read real books nowadays?
Apparently the drainpipe you tried to use, to climb into Tom Cruise's third floor bedroom, wasn't strong enough.
No, I like to make sure the food I cook is tasty enough without extra salt.

Did you ever go for a drive to clear your head and ended up lost?
Quote by MadameMolly


Plotting to find one hot enough to compete against the thought of your neighbor But until then I'm the sexiest.

My neighbor? Try imagining Donald Trump, after a night of heavy drinking, in a speedo... even that is sexier than my neighbor. The sight of my neighbor is the best imaginable cure against brain switch-off I know, and it usually works.

SG sorry, but it's time for you to go home and leave this spot for the really sexy people... like me.
Quote by lynnwitt

So... just what DO you do with this thing?

Just play with it, you knew exactly how, when I still was had it....

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You passed out. It will take a couple of days before all the blisters recede. Next time you play with a sausage, you better make sure it's not an extra spicy pepperoni.
Quote by AnnaK87


Einfach tollllllll

Danke!

Rot sind die Rosen
Ich hasse der Wecker
Aber auch ohne Brot
Finde ich Hamburger lecker

Wie English, nicht meine erste Sprache, aber ich liebe Herausforderungen.

For those that can't read German:

Roses are red
My alarm-clock is crummy
Even when there's no bread
I think a Hamburger's yummy
There are no words I dislike. What I dislike is when any word is used as a means to degrade or insult someone. It usually tells more about the one using words that way, than about the person(s) they're aimed at.
Okay Rosie, you're busted! Strip and spread'm please.
Quote by MadameMolly


Hmm I'll have to try harder with my avatars

Please do, I love your avatars. And if they're too much for me, I'll simply try to think of my neighbour, so I'll never forget, I am the sexiest.
Your vitamins still active Gil, it's Molly's turn now
No moral inhibitions, but I seriously doubt my ability to perform with someone of the same sex, so no.
Me? Drinking? Only coffee so far. I'm sober and, like it or not, sexiest smile