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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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Quote by heidi
lol, I want to watch
I'd much rather strip and search you!
Quote by Maryana
Did you have to poke around my diapers and be contaminated?

Quarantine isn't the Caribbean, but at least we're together

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They found you unconsious next to your sybian, which was still running full throttle. Aren't you sore?
Hey, we haven't done it in a policecar yet, have we? Shall we?
Quote by Maryana
I told you ONE cucumber. Greedy...

Hey, you did ask me to eat you out completely!

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Why did you have to sit on that street post? They managed to fix your rectum, but you'll be needing diapers for a while.
Absolute freedom implies complete and utter disregard of the needs and wishes of any other individual. Man has always needed social structures to survive, but social structures cannot be when no rules of interaction and cooperation can be established. Rules regulate and restrict us. Absolute freedom and social structures are incompatible. The same goes for absolute comfort. Things have to be done, unpleasant ones too, and risks have to be taken. That contradicts absolute comfort.
Even a solitary individual is restricted in his options by th skills and tools he has and by the rules of nature. Both absolute freedom and absolute comfort are therefore impossible.
Quote by heidi
At least your hand you call, Ole Reliable, still works.
Thank goodness!

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Didn't your mommy tell you, not to sit on frozen surfaces when your panties are moist. They are trying to thaw them off now, but you'll probably be numb there for a couple of weeks
Dear Chica, you look mighty fine up there, but I'm afraid you spent enough time here for now. I, the sexiest ;), am taking over.
Seeing people in love
A smile on someones face
Many of the answers in this thread

Son: Daddy, what is marriage?

Dad: Marriage is just a
fancy word for adopting an
overgrown female child, her
parents can no longer afford
to support ....
There where the night is falling
Hear, hear the piper calling
Loudly and proudly yelling down through the glen

Bonaire
If I don't like someone, I won't kiss, unless it would be really rude not to. I'd rather kiss a stranger.

Would you rather eat your vegetables cooked or as a salad?
Guilty, I don't tolerate kids bullying weaker kids, whether I know them or not.

Have you ever slept in a tent that you could not get open in de morning because it was frozen solid? (G)
Hey, goodmorning dude. If you're here for sloppy seconds, your gf is in the shower....
Quote by adele
Benefits

Lol, I intended to write FWB, but decided against it.

Passion
Quote by lynnwitt

I told you that having sex with zombies was dangerous!

You did, but you didn't tell me you were one, and a hungry one at that...

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You should have been smarter. You may have wings, just like the birds, but that does not mean, that you can go and sit on a 250kV powerline, like they do.
Swimming under water (watch the bubbles if you want to know from where I'm coming)
Nope, sunday is easy day. French fries with extras.

TPBM has never heard of kroketten and frikandellen
Lady L.
You rhyme so well
But I am sexier
Anyone can tell
Stay where you are Nia, you're in for a total body massage.
Happily collecting that saved kiss from above and hanging around for more
but looking below too