Locomotive breath - Jethro Tull

Roses are red

Life would be better

If lovers and love

Would come together

Too often they don't

And that is a pity

For life without love

There's nothing more shitty

Yes. As a kid I loved to climb anything, the higher the better. On time I came down the drain pipe, descending from a school roof (four floors) only to find the police waiting for me. They took me to the police station and called my parents. My dad was not amused.

Have you ever saved someone's life?

Roses are red

Animals sweet

Pussies and rabbits

Sure like to meet

Whenever they meet

Fun will be had

That is unless

The batteries are dead

Favourable

Odds

Love is something I don't limit to only one person

Never have I ever driven a race car

Yes, but that was long ago (I was 12)

Have you ever worked more than 24 hours in a row?

Great balls of fire -Jerry Lee Lewis

Nasi Goreng

When being sneaky

Even a small piece of soap

Can be your downfall

She fell in love with the president, but all she got was a cigar.

She fell in love with me and never regretted it 🙄

My alarm clock I'd toss in the bin

If I woke up 'tween Sandra and Lynn

I would call my boss up

tell him something came up

And to not expect me to come in

Pitch

Black

Quidditch

Championship

Well, I stole candy in a store once, when I was a kid. I guess that qualifies.

Have you ever been caught while or after committing a felony?

She fell in love with an alien and the sex was out of this world

Roses are red

Time goes so fast

Enjoy every moment

'Cause nothing will last

Who knows if tomorrow

Will ever arrive

So make sure to live

while you're still alive

No

Have you ever been locked up by the police?

There once was a girl in Nantucket

With pussy as big as a bucket

The thought of sex made her cry

For there wasn't a guy

Who was so well endowed he could fuck it

I was told by two MAGA hat guys

That jokes about Trump Aren't nice

That they failed to get

The humour in that

Well, I said, then I'll just tell them twice

Damn that alarm clock

I really don't like Mondays

Alas, duty calls

Thrill

Seeker

Quote by Icarus4

Sprouts

Candy or cake?

When will you learn?

Swing on a Star

Xanadu or Casablanca?

Any way that allows kissing

513

Care

Taker

Science Fiction

Leiber or Heinlein?

Feel your skin on mine

Can't get closer to heaven

Am already there