She fell in love with a hobbit, but he didn't give her his ring

Play I would love, with the ladies above.

'75 Opel Kadett stick shift

Who was your first love?

Tarnished

Reputation

She fell in love with a scuba diver, he loved to plunge deep.

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A sensual kiss

A touch that turns on the heat

Clothes disappearing

She fell in love with an alpine skier, he loved to go down.

Always look on the bright side of life - Eric Idle

Most visited web site, apart from lushstories?

ORGASMS

Old Ruth greatly adores Swiss made salamis

Teeth on edge? Not familiar with the term, but I assume it's negative. If so, German Schlager.

What was the first artist who's music you paid for (buy a record, CD or a download etc.)?

Roses are red

A hot rainy day

I'm caught in a daydream

That just won't go away

She's asleep in my arms

Feel the warmth of her skin

She slowly wakes up

As I guide myself in

And we slowly speed up

Till it ends with a scream.....

Sigh... 't was only my hand

It was just one more dream

Never have I ever seen a great white shark in real life

At a meet and greet with my favourite lushies

All places I went to were nice and often interesting, the hotel I stayed in on Rhodos however was the crappiest I've ever slept in.

Have you ever been on top of an active volcano?

Spicy food actually helps you burn bodyfat.

Mommy, it wasn't me.... Haven't we all?

Have you ever wasted a day, waiting for your plane to leave?

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Jazz Festival

Rock concert or ballet?

I woke up last night

Big spoon to your little spoon

Or was it a dream?

Can't, it'll only be a secret if I don't tell you (but I'll tell you a little one anyway: I never wear clothes when I'm home alone)

What do you wear, when you're in the privacy of your home?

Doing my best... and you're not only naughty, you're also a very nice peron

The backseat of a mini cooper (the original model), to say it is cramped is un understatement.

Who gave you your first pleasant sexual experience (other than yourself)?

Yes, sweet she certainly is, but oh so naughty too

Today the world lost an icon. Vangelis died at the age of 79. For once I'll not follow the rules. I hope you'll forgive me.

Chariots of Fire - Vangelis

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Been there once for lubricant, did once buy a surprise pack online. That did contain som nice things for my wife and a purple silicone sleeve with bumps on it that I was supposed to slip over my cock. Didn't fit though.

How did you discover sex? (to avoid breaking rules here, leave out at what age you did)

Sushi

Yes.

What's your favourite sex toy?

I'm not against multiple relationships, but that's not the same as cheating. Cheating is being dishonest, and I don't like that.

Oops, missed a few posts.

The Silmarillion

Have you ever cheated?