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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
0 miles · Germany

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My son, checking his phone while eating freshly baked buns for breakfast

Looks at empty bottle, shakes head

Damn, how did I...??

What? Sorry, I wasn't listening, was thinking about buying a blow-up doll.

I would never run for public office, but hypothetically, if I would, it would be on equal rights and inclusion.

How do you rate the health system in your country/state and why?

Neither, explore new places, cultures and people.

Liquorice or mint?

APPROACH

April's pussy pumped relentlessly on Arnie's chunky hard-on.

I'm probably to down to earth to have wild sexual fantasies, so I'll just pass on the question

What is the wildest sexual fantasy of yours that's actually been fulfilled?

Luckily, no

Have you ever fallen in love at first sight?

A really bad one...

While trying to wipe off the mess

He yelled at the whimpering lass

"I told you before!

And I say it once more!

Don't fart when I'm fucking your ass!!!°"

Sinnin's first job was as a creator of life-like sex dolls. He went bankrupt because he spent more time testing his product than selling it.

I really need you

Like a junky needs his shot

You're my addiction

Roses are red

You're the one that I love

If I am a hand

Then you are my glove

Sandra's first job was archaeologist, but she quit when she found out it was bones, not boners they were digging for.

I have no favourite. I get my fast food at the local döner shop or at the "Wisseler Schnitzel Häuschen".

What is your favourite drink?