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patokl
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Male
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Sinnin's first job was carpenter. He sure loved to nail'em.

Yes, with a band saw, almost severed my fingertip.

Have you ever had something fall on your hand so hard and heavy that your finger burst like a sausage hit with a hammer?

You sit in my lap

Firmly connected to me

Together in bliss

Everything changes

But true friendships do not stop

They just find new ways

Not in my direct neighbourhood, but the wolf has returned to our region after centuries of absence and I love that.

Have you ever encountered a large predator?

I'll hold you my love

In good times and in sad times

I'm holding you tight

Whales. I had the privilege of sharing the water with them and it remains the most awe inspiring experience of my life.

What was your most awesome experience?

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Where's Vanessa? This is supposed to be The Island of Tentacle Porn!!

Last time I saw her she was petting an octopus(sy)

Then the vicar would join with those two

With his frock being quite askew

He'd kneel in between

My arms around you

Is all that I want right now

And yours around me

A hot little babe would connive

Alone time with the vicar's hot wife

Around 25°C and not too humid.

What is the coldest water you ever swam in (longer than just a dip)?

Within certain limits, I do.

When was the last time you let your inner child take control?

I like it when they contrast a little with the surrounding skin.

Long nipples or thick ones?

Yes, once. My wife at the time had some severe post-natal issues, both mentally and physically. I put my family before my job, which my employer didn't appreciate.

Which of the jobs you've had did you enjoy most?

Roses are red

Go out and play?

Not without you

Really, no way

.

I love you, my dear

I'll wait without sorrow

If we don't meet today

Then maybe tomorrow

.

I'll patiently wait

Till our timetables match

Because YOU are the one

That I want to catch

No idea, you'll have to ask my friends.

How many of your lush friends do you consider true friends?

Devour her I will

Not her beautiful heart though

But a bit lower

Either way is good as long as it gets us where we want to go. Fact is, that the entry of those private contractors into the space race and the competition between them has resulted in more progress than NASA alone probably would have achieved.

Would you join a Mars expedition if you had the chance?

Funny question. I don't consider the things I believe in weird... unless of course you mean something like

I believe there are people who believe the crap a certain Q churns out, and that is pretty weird.

How do you respond to people who approach you with the intention of converting you to their religion?

of course you can. It's only useful as a paperweight though, or as a thing to throw to relieve frustration. It wasn't seawater proof...