I'd enjoy it

No lemon

Swimming or running?

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We she got the salami he bought

She asked: "Shall I slice it or not?"

He said to the gal

"My ass may be small

But a shuffleboard it is not"

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So I'm going:

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Happens when two respond simultaneously.

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Yes, of course!

Baked

Hot tea or ice tea?

Pringles sour cream & onion

A lusty madame from Bombay

Needed it five times a day

To take care of her need

She laid down in the street

And let every man have his way

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There once was a pretty large caiman

Who went to a gay bar in Bremen

Crawled amazingly smooth

In a glory hole booth

Said: "I'm going to dine on some gay men".

The years have gone by

But my heart did not notice

Body sadly did

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A ram with an oversized tool

Was ogling a ewe by the pool

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Not fundamentally, but everything I ever experienced, and that includes every book I read, helped to shape my word-view.

Have you ever lost a friend over something, that in retrospect was trivial?

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Been a while since my last math class, but if my memory serves me correctly, it was complex numbers (calculations with the square root of -1 and things like that)

Which subject did you love the most in high school?

All most want, is not having to think.

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Alone, with my mate if I'd have one.

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Fear is a good warning mechanism, make sure though, that it doesn't turn into panic.

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I'm a vegetarian and an eggetarian

Then I hope you'll like my vegetarian lasagne.

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