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Haha, well get busy to cook for us

Any thing I need to avoid?

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Thank you , any dress code

None whatsoever, whatever you like to wear (or omit)

Most certainly

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Roses are red

And blue is the sky

And if you're in luck

A dragon might fly

Right over your head

And land at your door

And let you adore her

Perhaps even more

And when it's all over

And she flew once more

You'll know you were blessed

Like never before

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The hooker said: "My, you are tall"

"So why is your trumpet so small?"

"Oh well", said the lad

"Maybe you should have said"

"I was going to play in a hall"

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There's been a discussion of girl goo

Not the kind of stuff found in an igloo

Lol, you're wrong about that. The expression "Missionary position" is said to have been invented by the Inuit. Apparently the men who went there trying to covert them to Christianity didn't all practice celibacy, but weren't very creative in the sack. 😉

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There's been a discussion of girl goo

Not the kind of stuff found in an igloo

But if truth would be told

Roses are red

This dragon I see

May look very fierce

but does not scare me

For claws, scales and fire

Are unable to hide

That there clearly is

A warm heart inside

Sadly, yes.

Have you ever had unexpected sex with an old friend?

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Miracle you say?

I really could use one now

Just wishful thinking

A sweet German lady named Dina

Was blessed with a juicy vagina

If you touched the right spot

It would make her so hot

That you could hear it sizzle in China

Cotton

iOS or Android?

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Not a thing. I am who I am because of everything that happened in my life and I happen to like who I am.

Have you ever gone on vacation to a place and regretted it?

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And Patokl, too

Is out there knocking

Wishing entrance

Though the door is blocking

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

You think I am knocking

But that is not true

To say I'd not like it

That would be lying

But dreaming and wishing

Does not equal trying

To enter the Girl Pile

For I do respect

When ladies say: "No!"

As one should expect

So please let me dream

Of all that could be

If dreams would come true

But never fear me

Roses are red

A Girl Pile you say?

I'd love to inspect that

Please say that I may

I'll be gentle and loving

And I'd die with a smile

If I wouldn't survive

Being in that Girl Pile

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When an elderly man looked for passion

A working girl let him in for a session

He told her while he undressed

And threw his clothes in the trash

"When I'm done they will be out of fashion"

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When the farmhand's balls started to bloat

He went to the farm down the road

Said: "A hole is a hole"

And he took out his pole

And he emptied his nuts in a goat