When the drunk took the gall in her bum

He decided to lube her with rum

Then they got so excited

That the liquor ignited

And she yelled: "It's so hot when you cum!"

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Small Town Boy masturbates - Bronski Beat

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Lady in Red masturbates - Chris De Burgh

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The Minstrel in the Gallery masturbates - Jethro Tull

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507 one has to know his opponents 😉

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Alas, never been to a sex-party 😕

Have you ever had sex with someone you didn't like?

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Jameson

A sweet little lady named Anna

Married a guy from Havana

Though he looked very hot

Well endowed he was not

So she helped herself with a banana

Layla masturbates - Eric Clapton

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Roses are red

the colour of blood

I gave and lost love

regret I do not

For all that life gave

and all that life took

has taught me to hear

has taught me to look

to know that real beauty

and joy can be found

in the beauty of small things

you can find all around

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