Soft ice
Ballroom or latin?
Hey hey! I'm trying without promising anything. I'm not a real writer, only a poet (sometimes at least), so don't expect much, if anything.
Rump, gimme a Jen's Jolter, I need to kickstart my imagination, if I'm to escape the wrath of Hannah
Granted, about half a dozen men a gathering around you to help you relax. They're all going to fall in love with you and they're all going to stalk you once you decide the weekend is over.
I wish I could fly like superman
Good morning y'all. I'm glad power is restored here, I missed you guys (and my Jen's Jolter).
Welcome to the best bar on the web, Spacecat. I'm sure you're going to like it here.
Tonya, how about "Mother"? I think you are a super one at home and I'm sure your caring love is felt around here too.
Speaking of phones, I've written almost all my stories and poems, both here and on blue on my phone, many on a phone so old, it couldn't even handle the story submission page. Had to mail them to a mod to get them posted (still love her for that).
Rump, I'm still in the process of waking up. Can I have a cup of the strong black stuff from Bertha please, with extra sugar?
Once or twice, when I unintentionally did something that hurt her
Granted, television has a wide diversity of interesting programs from now on. Sadly you won't be able to enjoy them because your cable subscription expired.
Wish a certain cowgirl was here
Good morning everyone, close to 6:30am here and I'm trying to wake up.
Jenny, good to see you're starting to feel at home here. Not surprising though, it is, after all, the best hangout on the world wide Web.
Hi Gill,.glad to see you around. I hope you're well and that sleep will find you tonight.
Same for you Larry. Sweet dreams to both of you.
Rump, one strong black coffee with extra sugar please.
Granted. This cold weather takes a hike and new, even colder weather moves in to stay
I wish I was on a Caribbean island
Good day to all you honourable visitors of this fine establishment, I hope you're all well.
Ping, I'm not sure about those timbits. I do know a Tim, and I know that I don't want to come anywhere near his bits....
Rump, any news on that missing forum sig yet?
I think Jenny sounds nice btw.
I could do with some high octane fuel, so I'll have a Jen's Jolter please
Oh, and good morning Tonya, didn't see you come in
Let me think...
The front of my front is my front and the back of my front is my back, so the back of my front should be my back and the back of my back the front but I can't look at my back from my front and I can't look at my back from my back or at my front from my back..... wait, let me go back to the front... I'm confused
Good morning folks.
Hello and welcome Jennifer, you've come to the right place on the right site.
Rump, strong coffee please, and do you have any of those doughnut holes left?
Both my real name and my username return the same answer, which btw can't be farther from the truth.
You Are Gorgeous Sexy
You are sexy because you are very physically attractive. You're the type of person many people find sexy.
And you make sure that you always look your best. You love turning heads.
You have major sexual chemistry with a lot of people. You provoke strong emotions.
Some people strongly dislike you, but it's only because they want you so badly. And you're not above turning enemies into lovers.
You're a true rule breaker when it comes to sex. No one is going to fence you in.
If it feels good, you're into it. Physical gratification is the most important thing to you.
Yeah, sure...
Roses are red
It is like Lynn said
't Does not have to rhyme
But if it does, it's not bad
There's not so much wrong
With caressing a butt
While you're warming up
For a much needed rut
When my mouth on your nipples
Invokes soft moans and sighs
While my hand gently seeks
For the heat 'tween your thighs
Yes I think that it's good
When I nibble and lick
To make sure that your lips there
Get puffy and slick
And at last when I enter
And make your bell chime
I am sure you won't mind
That I did it in rhyme
Granted, you're in the cage with Fletch and the lumberjacks
I wish I was a millionaire
Good morning all. Sitting in a hospital waiting room, waiting for yet another set of pre-operative tests for my son. Could use some really strong coffee, and do you have something that resembles food?
Roses are red
Again on page two
Ladies and gents
That will not do
If we want a party
That lasts through the night
With all of us there
This must stay in sight
So eveyone sees
Where they can have a good time
In a bed large enough
For everyone who can rhyme
I agree Larry, I think that's exactlly the message Hannah's sending.
Rump, that sounds like you haven't seen much F1 racing since the days of Sterling Moss. It certainly was more spectacular then, because overtaking was much easier and the risk (and death toll) was higher too. I agree that not every champion was at Steward's and Moss's level, but people like Ayrton Senna, Michael Schumacher certainly were. And when I look at the current generation there are great talents too, Leeis Hamilton for instance. And I doubt if there are many F1 drivers, past and present, who are able to do what 19 year old Max Verstappen did in 2016 in Brasil in 9nly his second F1 season.
And I'll have a Jen's Jolter please.
I like it when she enjoys what she's doing. If she doesn't like it or if she's scared and afraid that I'm going to cum in her mouth, I'm not going to enjoy it either.
Morning all! I'm hearing all this talk about football, but I'm not really listening to it. Not my kind of sport. I'm waiti g for the new formula one season to start. Curious to see how the 2018 cars are gojnv to perform. Will it Mercedes on top again, or Red Bull or Ferrari. Would be nice if Verstappen could mingle in the battle for the FIA F1 world championship.
Planning some armwrestling with the local burocracy today.
Rump, I'll have a coffee, like a woman please, sweet, strong and hot.
I'd love to, but I won't... a female volunteer please!
Roses are red
Just like our friend Ping
I'm ready to join
And make you girls sing
The music we all know
The best song there is
The sound people make
When in ultimate bliss