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patokl
Over 90 days ago
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Hi everyone. Hi Sara, I hope you'll get rid of that cold soon.
Hi Tonya, come and sit down, it's nice and warm here.
Rump, you know you're getting old when you get stiff everywhere except where it counts. Luckily, I'm not old yet, but sitting on my arse all day with lots of paperwork doesn't improve my souplesse.
Another Jen's Jolter please, they're beginning to work
Hi Tonya, come and sit down, it's nice and warm here.
Rump, you know you're getting old when you get stiff everywhere except where it counts. Luckily, I'm not old yet, but sitting on my arse all day with lots of paperwork doesn't improve my souplesse.
Another Jen's Jolter please, they're beginning to work
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Al, you'll get that story, I'm sure of it. I would drink that coffee though. Better have a freshly brewed one.
Ping, diligent labour does pa, off it seems.
Tonya, sorry to hear you had a rough night. Hope it'll be better this night. If not, just wake me up and we'll ambush rump together.
Rump, a Jen's Jolter please, I'm stiff as a board and my joints need lubrication.
Ping, diligent labour does pa, off it seems.
Tonya, sorry to hear you had a rough night. Hope it'll be better this night. If not, just wake me up and we'll ambush rump together.
Rump, a Jen's Jolter please, I'm stiff as a board and my joints need lubrication.
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Quote by trinketNeither is Kim. He threatens to respond to aggression, just like Trump does. And when Trump boasts that he has a bigger red button than Kim, like he did this past week, he IS threatening with nuclear war.
Yes... but Donald isn’t threatening to blow up most of the rest of the world just because they are allies of the US, and/or impose sanctions against North Korea.
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In the Netherlands today it's Drie Koningen (Three Kings) where kids dress up like the wise men from the East, knock on people's doors and sing songs for treats. Or at least they used to. It's not so common anymore. Not where I live anyway.
The tradition of Dreikönige, the German version of Three Kings, is the official end of the Christmas period here, and is still very much alive in this part of Germany. Every year groups of kids, mostly altar boys and girls, dressed up as the three wise men go from door to door to sing and collect sweets and money, the latter usually for a cause. They always leave a written blessing behind, either on a note, that people stick above their door, or chalked on the wall next to the door.
If you see C+M+B (Christus mansionem benedicat) together with a year near a German housdoor, you know they've been there.
Happy Nollaig na mBán!
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Roses are red
It happens sometimes
That the words that I seek
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Marie, I am really happy to hear, that the doctors found the cause of your health problems, and that they can be cured. I'm looking forward to see you bounce again. Get well soon.
It happens sometimes
That the words that I seek
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Marie, I am really happy to hear, that the doctors found the cause of your health problems, and that they can be cured. I'm looking forward to see you bounce again. Get well soon.
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I think everyone growing up, girls as well as boys, should get to know their own body. Masturbation is a natural and indispensable part of that exploration, and once you've found how to pleasure yourself, I can't think of any valid reason to stop doing that during the rest of your life.
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Granted, but he hogs all the Viagra.
I wish there were more fine restaurants around here!
Lol! Who says I'll need that....?
As for your wish: granted, but they're all so fine and exclusive that they're booked full years in advance and you can't get a table, even if you could afford one
I wish I did have a reservation for a table for two at the finest of those restaurants
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Quote by georgiagirl23
I know some women my age that have gone for older men. A lot of it seems to be because they have financial resources, can buy them things, take them on trips to nice places, etc.
Yeah, I see that happening too. I don't think I'd be happy with woman who chose me for my financial resources, . And though age is just a number and I'd be immensely flattered, if some of 30 years younger or more fell for me, I probably would not start a relationship with such a big age gap (unless of course she's extremely rich and I'm the younger one
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