Yes, I have been on television once, as a candidate in a quiz. Didn't get very far though.
Have you ever been homeless?
Granted, but there's a shark warning up, so you can't go into the water.
I wish I could stay in bed todsy
Evening folks, how are y'all doing? Rump, can I have a coffee please. I'm still a little jolted so I'll wait a bit before having something strong.. . except for that coffee of course
To Lynn: granted, there's an affordable single malt whisky in the shop around the corner. It tastes good but it gives you splitting headaches (I have a cure for that though...)
To Trinket: granted, the next ice age just started outside your door
I wish I didn't have to cook dinner
Agree
You enjoy being among naked people
No, but I did with pilot whales
Have you ever been more than 10 feet under water?
That depends. I'd enjoy the company of some merry strangers, but if they're no fun, I'd rather be alone.
WYR have a good breakfast or just a cup of coffee or tea?
Start and end with top lips, but between those moment I love to spend some time kissing (and otherwise enjoying...) the netherlips too
When with a partner, with or without toys?
Innocent, that would make me a petty thief. If I steal, it has to be enough to change my identity and dissapear (with my kids of course)
You've been very tempted to cheat on your partner, but you didn't do it
False, I like them all. Whst I prefer depends on my mood, the temperature and the setting
Sometimes you drink because it helps
Kisses for the sexy lady above,and of course I'm looking below too
Wishes of happiness for everyone
Happy new year ????
Nice to see this place so full of life, looks like everyone is having a good time
Rump, a "Jen's Jolter" please, and please refill Jen and Elliot and anyone else who's thirsty. It's on me.
Granted, but you look so gorgeous now, that you're being pursued by horny men and women 24 hours a day
I wish you'd live around the corner
Roses are red
Everyone should
Have love, near or far
If it's real it is good
I wish all my friends here
A happy new year
May it bring sexy fun
And love without fear
Good evening nice people. It's beginning to become noisy outside. People are igniting some serious fireworks already, inluding things that say BANG! They're in luck though, the weathervis dry after all the rain.
Hello Larry, always a pleasure to run into you.
Lol Jen, I have warn you, too much jolts may impede my ....uhm.... performance
I hope everyone everyone has a good time the last couple of hours of 2017 and a good start of 2028..
Oh, and to all of you wgo are already there, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
Rump can I have one of those jolts too please?
Rump, "Jen's Jolter" sound great to me. I'm ready for the hot stuff.
The sounds my dog makes when he's dreaming.
Hello everyone. Chilly out here with a lot of wind and too much rain. I'd rather have some snow.
Al, no offence but Buz! Why did you have to plant that image of Al in tights in my brains? Now I'll never sleep.
Gillian, I hope your making some good memories at your dad's birthday.
Time for coffee is gone here now so I'll have something smooth and strong to tickle my tongue and warm up my veins.
You may have your throne, as long as you don't put on my spot here
Roses are red
When Heidi shows t.. uh, bits
I'm sure good old Ping
Won't stay where he sits
But I'm sure we all
Both ladies and guys
Will run for a glance
When the view is so nice
11°C, clouded with showers