By all accounts a kind and warm human being and a giod friend to many
Roses are red
Good vintage can
When you know where to look
Also be found among men
I know that down there
We won't last all night long
But we've learned through the years
To use fingers and tongue
We will worship your bodies
We will savour your taste
't Would be sad if you'd let
Our skills go to waste
I am catching up on my reading backlog and it saddens me that every wonderful poem and story adi has written is gone.
Better beware of naughty elves
I have never spent Christmas alone
Doesn't he need to get it up first?
@John: false, I never have
@luvdr: false too. Neither tequila, nor any other booze makes me take my clothes off, umless there's another incentive....
You're going to skip Christmas this year
Sorry Adele, but that chair you're sitting in is mine...
Granted, but while gaining that knowledge, you've also felt the essence of death, and that's not giving you peace
I wish I had a Christmas tree
? ? are red
Answering Lynn's kiss
She knows the truth
About who I'd give bliss
On equal rights
You'll get no debate
But when't comes to sex
I discriminate
I'd love to share a pot of tea with moon. No milk for me please.
Tattoos don't turn me on, but as long as it's nice tattoos and it's not too much, they don't turn me off either.
Good morning everyone. Is there any coffee left? Black with sugar please....
Hello y'all. Just finished my dinner, so I won't be eating those cookies, although they smell good. As usual I have an idea for the competition, but not the inspiration to turn it into an actaul story, so I'll just have a Gorilla Killah and watch you all write your wonderful entries.
Granted, you just teleported to me and are now facing that pissed-off dragon too
I wish I could shapeshift like Mistique from X Men
Granted. You were fired, so you have all the time in the world now.
I wish to find a big treasure (you know, like heaps of gold and jewelry)
My throat is dry from making calls and filling out forms. I'd love a nice amber ale, if you have that.