At ALL times, handle with kid gloves (I speak from bitter experience!).
Of course they're uber-sexy, passionate and demanding. But you can never relax, like you might if your partner was a drop-dead-gorgeous blonde like Kim Novak (erm, I wonder why that name popped up?).
Mine - I'm referring to my ex - was a plate thrower, which, for those of you who've never seen 'Fatal Attraction', is an Apprentice Bunny Boiler.
I rest my case m'lord.
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Would truly love to try it, but am terribly nervous that I wouldn't come up to the person's expectations. One very special Lush friend in particular (and I'm sure she knows I'm talking about her) attracts me enormously, and I often fantasise about us consumating our cyberlove for real, perhaps in some far away and exotic location like the Caribbean, stretched out naked on the beach of a deserted cove, sipping rum cocktails and making mad passionate love. I wish!
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Yes, me too. Frankly it would be disingenuous if you crashed into a 'relationship' without knowing anything about the other person.
However...however...I like to be more adventurous when hooking up with others in the chat rooms and, as a matter of principle, won't slink off to read their profiles before talking to them.
Doesn't always work. But sometimes produces nice surprises!
However...however...I like to be more adventurous when hooking up with others in the chat rooms and, as a matter of principle, won't slink off to read their profiles before talking to them.
Doesn't always work. But sometimes produces nice surprises!
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I'm with pixiegirl (not literally, but I'm sure it would be wonderful!).
Face-sitting - aka Queening - can be an incredibly intimate sharing position.
The woman lowers herself - offers herself - onto her partner's face. Invites him to face-fuck her pussie with his mouth and tongue.
Her 'gift' to him are her juices.
Face-sitting - aka Queening - can be an incredibly intimate sharing position.
The woman lowers herself - offers herself - onto her partner's face. Invites him to face-fuck her pussie with his mouth and tongue.
Her 'gift' to him are her juices.
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Right! How long have you got? For starters, let's outlaw the word 'porn'. I know...ancient Greek origins and all that. But in 2015 it equates with SLEEZE. Whereas...whereas, 'Erotica' is a LOVELY word. Light and fluffy and...oh, I don't know... just saying: 'Hey, let's be naughty together, shall we?' Agreed? Right! Porn is now an officially banned internet word. Like I**S.
Stage two: hope you're following. class? NO, I've no objection if you're frigging your pussies or stroking, guys....
Stage two is to get rid of all those silicone-enhanced slappers who think they can act. Act? They couldn't act themselves out of a toilet without wiggling those artificial bosoms! Sooooo, from now on, it's natural atributes only, to get on camera: tits and cocks.
Stage three: perleaze...let's have some believeable plots! The French film industry did it back in the 1980s - post Emanulelle - but today it's as rare as a plausible excuse by Vladimir Putin.
Then, my dears (new generic name, new stars, exciting adventures), we'll all be able to enjoy EROTICA.
Stage two: hope you're following. class? NO, I've no objection if you're frigging your pussies or stroking, guys....
Stage two is to get rid of all those silicone-enhanced slappers who think they can act. Act? They couldn't act themselves out of a toilet without wiggling those artificial bosoms! Sooooo, from now on, it's natural atributes only, to get on camera: tits and cocks.
Stage three: perleaze...let's have some believeable plots! The French film industry did it back in the 1980s - post Emanulelle - but today it's as rare as a plausible excuse by Vladimir Putin.
Then, my dears (new generic name, new stars, exciting adventures), we'll all be able to enjoy EROTICA.
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Hey, what a good thread! This one could run and run.
I'm proud to admit that I lost my male virginity in the back seat of a British-made red Austin Mini 7 saloon, circa - oh please don't ask!
Suffice to say that the lady in question was more than able and willing and - as I quickly discovered - very, very wet.
Despite its diminutive proportions, the Mini's back seat is tailor-made for fucking: just so long as the man is squatting on the floor and the woman (sat mid-seat) hitches up her skirt and has her legs opened wide.
Bingo!
I'm proud to admit that I lost my male virginity in the back seat of a British-made red Austin Mini 7 saloon, circa - oh please don't ask!
Suffice to say that the lady in question was more than able and willing and - as I quickly discovered - very, very wet.
Despite its diminutive proportions, the Mini's back seat is tailor-made for fucking: just so long as the man is squatting on the floor and the woman (sat mid-seat) hitches up her skirt and has her legs opened wide.
Bingo!
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I totally agree with Adele above. Cyber can be incredibly sexy (I'd rank it as far superior to phone sex), because a) you have to be attracted to the other Lushie, via their initial reactions and b) your textural responses have to resonate in order to keep the sexual conversation alive. A whole lot harder than phone sex's panting and grunting. The power of words!
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@Milik: Soooo sorry to read of the implosion of your relationship. Ten years?
But 'meaningless sex' (various undefined categories) can have its brighter side. The joys of masturbation, aided by Lush images, can be a partial compensation. Though - as far as I know - Lush doesn't yet supply 'love on demand'!
But 'meaningless sex' (various undefined categories) can have its brighter side. The joys of masturbation, aided by Lush images, can be a partial compensation. Though - as far as I know - Lush doesn't yet supply 'love on demand'!
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Agree with Avrgblkgrl. It was reading the well-written, erotic stories presented here that first attracted me to this site.
Then, I began inter-acting (in the chat rooms and by messaging) with some of these Lushies. Wow! They weren't the boring nerds that you have to converse with at parties: these folk had Sexual Attitude!
Then cautiously - and with help from the ever-vigilant mods - I dipped my toes into the lovely sensuous waters of erotic writing!
Then, I began inter-acting (in the chat rooms and by messaging) with some of these Lushies. Wow! They weren't the boring nerds that you have to converse with at parties: these folk had Sexual Attitude!
Then cautiously - and with help from the ever-vigilant mods - I dipped my toes into the lovely sensuous waters of erotic writing!
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Not wild about this thread's title ('Food Porn'), but could I expand its intended theme of erotic foods which turn us on, by asking for suggestions for sexy concoctions which Lushies might serve their other half for a sexy al fresco supper? And if it doesn't involve six hours cooking and preparation, so much the better. But purleazzze...no corny suggestions like: 'How about a big curved cucumber between two ripe tomatoes, with its tip snuggled up to an over-ripe slice of melon?'!
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Sooooo difficult, especially if one has carefully scrolled throughh three pages of well-thought-out entries. But here's one for all you cineastres (I'm afraid I'm going to have to do it in words, as I can't seem to trace a clip on the internet).
The film is the little-known 'La Maitresse' and stars the gorgeous Bulle Ogier (as a dominatrix) and Gerard Depardieu. They go for a drive in her Citroen convertible; she's sitting on his lap while he's driving. At 60mph they are fucking - and once you've watched the clip and studied the expressions on Miss Ogier's face, there is not a shred of a doubt that Depardieu is, indeed, fucking here for real! Then they crash (presuambly as they both climax) and just for a nanosecond, director Barbet Schroeder gives you a close-up of Miss Ogier's ankle, which is splashed with semen!
The film is the little-known 'La Maitresse' and stars the gorgeous Bulle Ogier (as a dominatrix) and Gerard Depardieu. They go for a drive in her Citroen convertible; she's sitting on his lap while he's driving. At 60mph they are fucking - and once you've watched the clip and studied the expressions on Miss Ogier's face, there is not a shred of a doubt that Depardieu is, indeed, fucking here for real! Then they crash (presuambly as they both climax) and just for a nanosecond, director Barbet Schroeder gives you a close-up of Miss Ogier's ankle, which is splashed with semen!