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pentup47
3 weeks ago
Bisexual Male, 78
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OMG. The bloody French. Their sanctimoneous concern about pussy cleaniness. ffs! Musty smelling quims are gorgeous!
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Madeleine Peroux - 'cause I'm going to see her at London's Royal Festival Hall on Sunday night. Can't wait!
In a deserted underground (subway) carriage in broad daylight, going through the suburbs of London. We always laughed afterwards about the number of little old ladies who must have looked out of their windows and spotted us at it!
Three or four days and, yes, i get 'balls ache'. which tells me my system 'needs to 'let off steam'.
I notice that photos sometimes accompany Lush stories. They frequently enhance the story. Do the moderators seek out these images ('Road Trip' was a good example) or is it up to the author to send it to Lush as an attachment?

And if the author knows of the source of a copyright-free image (let's say a picture of a racing car, if the story was about motor racing frixample), can he/she send the moderators details of how to obtain the image to head up the story?
Oh yes, many times. I once had an open-topped sports car and used to do a long (150-mile) drive to the coast on my own. Roughly half-way, there was a beautiful (very under-used) scenic car park off the main road. So I'd pull in and if there were no other cars parked close by I'd have a lovely wank with the hood down. Glorious: alfresco masturbation.
...and if Kim Novak turned me down, then I'd settle for English Test bowler Chris Broad. When he takes a wicket (which is frequently) he runs round the pitch flapping his arms like a swan trying to take off. I find it SO sexy!
Please can I slightly expand Kevsta's query: does anybody know any good gay naturist beaches in the UK? I'm told there used to be one at Holkham in Norfolk but the local council got in shut down.
Legend has it that Julie Christie and Donald Sutherland really DID do it in Nicholass Roeg's massively-scary 'Don't Look Now', though neither actors or the director have (to my knowledge) ever confirmed the fact. But it does look incredibly realistic.

But I recently discovered an even more convincing sex-on-the-screen scene. It's in the French film 'La Maitresse' which stars a young and extremely hunky Gerard Depardieu with the divine Bulle Ogier, who plays a dominatrix. There's a scene in the movie where Depardieu is driving an open-topped sports car with Bulle Ogier sitting on his lap. And by the looks on both their faces they're clearly not simulating intercorse! You'll find the clip on YouTube. Does anyone else agree - or is it my imagination?
oh yeah! I find pictures - especially beautifully-posed professional shots (as opposed to 'I took this with my mobile phone when I was legless' last Saturday' pics) totally enchantng. When you check out their handsome tackle (that's English rugby slang, by the way) and think: 'Wow, wouldn't I just LOVE all of that in MY mounth' I just go weak at the knees.
Morgan: Re 'Dialogue Tags'. If it is established that two characters are in conversation - say in a steamy love triste - for how long can dialogue alone be used without tags?

And could you give us an example of a really long, tag-free dialogue that still grips the reader's attention (preferably from one of your own books)?
I'm a newbie too. I've had good and bad chat room experieces so far, but I agree with the advice on Lush's chat room guidelines that it is courteous always to greet others on entering: like walking into a real room.

Can I pose one newbie question for one of the moderators, please? Suppose you're getting on well with one other person in the room, but are rather shy (I'm extremely shy!) about being too explicit in front of strangers? Short of creating your own room, where can the two of you go for a private one-on-one?
With muff diving, there's nothing more exciting than exploring a dark forest, especially when you sense there's a little 'stream' trickling away in the undergrowth!
Agree with HankySpanky: tiny titties are my preference, especially if they have beautifully formed nipples.
Here's a tip for all you guys who haven't yet tasted your own jizz. Jack off into a very small china bowl (I use one that's half-inch deep and about one-and-half inches diameter), then pop it in the freezer for about 4 hours. Take it out and let it slightly de-frost at room temperature (say 20 minutes), so the frozen white disc separates from the sides of the bowl. Up-end it into the palm of your hand, then pop this delicious lozenge in your mouth and let it slowly melt. Don't swallow until it's a silky creamy consistency. It will taste like the most divine vanilla yoghurt as it trickles down your throat. And you'll soon be back for more!
I agree with Stephanie's excellent analysis of these two Hitchcock biopics. The Toby Jones version had a head start, of course ,because it came out of the HBO Stable and those people NEVER produce duff products. But the clincher for me was the thoroughly believeable way in which it depicted Hitch utterly humiliating Tippi Hendren in the filming of the bird attack scene. I believed what I saw; ndeed when Ms Hendren was shown a preview copy of the film, her only comment was: "I wouldn't dispute any of that." I think the guy was extremely perverted and definitely had a kink about large-breasted blondes (mind you, so have I!), often making them wear one-size-too-small sweaters (see Kim Novak in 'Bell, Book and Candle' and 'Vertigo' ; Grace Kelly in 'To Catch a Thief'; or Eva Marie Saint in 'North By North West'. Anybody know of any other Hitch movies which accentuate boobs?
Certainly. If I could I would. Why on earth not? If we guys are SO keen to have chicks or other guys suck us off AND swallow, then I think we've a DUTY to discover precisely what it is we're giving these folk? (WISH I'd taken up yoga when I was younger!)
A question for Aunt Olivia, which has doubtless been put to her on numerous occasions before (but I'm a newbie):- can we have a Kinsey-like definition of exactly what Bi-curious - as opposed to a committed bi - might mean?

Though I'm in a contented hetro relationship, I believe I'm bi. I get massively strong hormonal charges looking at other men; thinking about them kissing me and undressing me. I frequently find myself flirting with other men - even using girlie hand gestures. Yesterday, I called the windowcleaner 'sweetie'!

So is a bi-curious male just someone who thinks: "Oh that Johnny Depp...he's ok, I suppose; but not my type. Wouldn't mind seeing a picture of his erect cock, pehaps!"
Depends what you mean by 'at work'. If you work from home and use a computer all day and have got lots and lots of porn sites bookmarked; and if you're getting fed up with grafting and want to relieve the boredomm for half-an-hour or so; what could be easier: mouse click, down with flies zipper, slacks to the floor, and relax by 'bashing the bishop'.
Hi everybody. This is a delicate subject (especially for some lady viewers) but I need to resolve it in my own mind.

Throughout my long and varied 'sex career' I have always enjoyed climaxing on my partner's breasts and nipples. But with their permission, of course; and certainly not to the exclusion of 'conventional' penetrative intercourse. I guess most ladies (but I await to be corrected here) would rather feel a big load of hot jizz inside them, than have it splashed over their tits.

My present partner simply abhors the idea of me glazing her beautiful orbes. On the rare occasions that she's agreed, she will promptly jump out of bed and say: "I must take a shower." So it's a bit of a bummer when a guy has given his all - literally - to realise that it's about to be washed down the plughole. Tactful negotiation and explanation have failed.

Soooooooooooo and this is the tough bit. The writer has been resorting to tracking down 'glazed titties compilation' vids on free internet porn sites - with the inevitable consequence. Which means that I'm jacking off watching gorgeous chicks really loving having loads of spunk splashed over their breasts; but the home sex life has been reduced to a feeble grope and kiss and cuddle. She hates porn mags, she won't look at internet porn, and I think she'd rather die that push (even a small) electric vibrator up her pussy.

So, do I go on ogling those lucky busty beauties? Or give the whole thing up and sign into a Benedictine Monastery on a Greek mountain (where they probably jack off all day long under their brown robes)?

Pentup47
Work in progress here too, lovercurious. Haven't cum for three days, so I'm hoping it's going to be a 'big gusher'!