I tapped my foot nervously and drummed my fingers on the arm of my chair. My eyes roamed restlessly around the room, passing over details I had already observed dozens of times. Expensive-looking art on the walls. The potted plant in the corner. The display case full of awards for the company’s products. A framed photo of the CEO. The attractive blonde secretary typing at her desk. She sensed my gaze and smiled before ret...

I held my hands in front of me as I walked, trying to conceal the erection that was rather obviously tenting the front of my slacks. My heart was still pounding as I tried to slow my breathing and stop thinking about the interrupted blowjob from the secretary — Liz, I reminded myself. Don’t forget her name! Despite my arousal, I needed to get my head straight and nail this interview. I followed Liz into the most attractiv...

I stood up too fast and felt awkward. I worried it would make me look too eager. Trying to appear calm, I turned and walked towards Liz, unsure of how to proceed. She reclined on the couch with her legs crossed and her arms folded. She watched me approach with a gleam in her eye. “Um,” I stammered, “I’m sorry again for assuming you were the secretary. That was dumb, and I don’t usually…” “Isn’t there something better you...

After the interview, I had no idea what to expect from my new job. Would every day be filled with sexual innuendo, fingering, and blowjobs? Not so much. It turns out that even an administrative/sexual assistant still has new-hire paperwork. There were orientation sessions to attend, forms to fill out, and computer accounts to configure. My desk was just outside Cheryl’s office. It still felt weird to be on a first-name ba...