Strip off that tiny wrap he is wearing
Would fuck if she's interested
I love love love American football...Denver Broncos baby!!! I have had the same experience, guys love that I will spend my Sundays watching game after game. I scream, cuss, trash talk, and even throw Nerf balls at the TV. I get decked out in my gear and call folks to hang out for the day.
Wow, I have had a lot of naughty dares....hhmmm...I think my favorite was to walk up to a total stranger standing at the bar and do sexy dance that ended with me squatting on front of him like I was about to give him head. I couldn't resist running my hand over his bulge and even gave it a kiss through his jeans. Then I stood up winked at him then went back to dancing with my friends. I got all my drinks bought for me that night.
Nope...why mess with perfection?
once dyed his pubes silver with a purple streak just because
gina.....oooo that feels good....
I have studied Spanish, French, and Russian...only recall Spanish...next on my list is Italian
buz...that is sooooo wrong....lol
don't sit on a cactus...well you don't want to do that with clothes on either but naked would be so much worse!
all of the above...with his naughty girlfriend too
no sex....can't believe i just said that!! crappy sex pisses me off!!!!
WYR moon a nun or a priest?
fuck...when I am not so cranky
no you're not alone gina! i hate those shows too.
i have two favorite episodes...the first is where they decide they are going to be female mud wrestlers and don bikinis and make a mud puddle in the front yard and start wrestling. The second is when they start a dog walking/grooming business and take the poodle of one very metro-sexual Hank Hill and put her in a dryer!! And of course the whole Bungholio bit...OMG!!! Love these guys!
Kissing at an awkward angle
Would have to control my urges...lol