Laugh at his senseless efforts...those are decoy machines....the real ones are kept in a safe!
She despises rough sex and using toys
Rough
Role play or straight sex?
Agree...and sorry for your loss. Warm hugs. And yes that has been my day.
Friends get you through the hard times.
Too many fucking clothes. Need to get home and get naked!
Can you untie me now....please?
None
How many times have you slept with someone after too many drinks...aka beer goggles?
Hug and a kiss until I get to know her
Ha disagree
Sitting in the ER all day and not being told what is happening fucking sucks!
Sometimes I get the impulse to just take off my shirt regardless of where I am
Last night thanks to a special lush friend
I'll interview you naked... Guaranteed hire!!
Greet your mother in law at the front door