Damn you can't even round it up to the nearest dollar johnny?
Oh I will buy him and only let him look at my ass unless he agrees to do the household chores
Types in all caps because he thinks we are all hard of hearing
Hugs kisses and hours of ????????
Go to a parent teacher conference or PTA meeting
Agree
So tired of politics, this recession, and rude drivers
because it's fucking Monday morning and I have to get ready for work!!!! Boooooo!!
yes but him then we can sit down and watch an Oprah marathon!! Yay!!!
guilty
ever bit off more than you can chew with your behavior?
watch cartoons with my grandson
I have never been kissed under the mistletoe
What a couple of chickens! You guys can join in the retraining of nate.....lol
Hey nate, is woody ticklish? Can you send alicia in, its going to take both of us to find out!
Isn't what everyone thinks
Woody....what is that poking me in the back...?
Oh!! Ride a bike...without the seat!!!!
The movie 40 year old virgin was about Hap.
Nate...you bet I like woody more...he doesn't threaten me with Thor.
Spanks, why do you have your grandma's panties again? Are you going camping and lost your tent?
Hope she saved me some hot water after her raging orgasm
Little patch of hair
Woody.....LMFAO
Take your garbage to the curb...neighbors don't always appreciate ut
Your vagina is an amazing thing. It stretches to accommodate birthing but then miraculously returns to normal. Keigel exercises help as well. My first child was almost ten pounds...twenty one years and another baby later and I am still a nice fit for any man. Relax, don't be so self conscious. If need be go to your doctor for an exam to put your fears to rest. Good luck and congratulations on the baby!
