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poppyx
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 156
0 miles · Kingston upon Hull

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He seems like he would enjoy a firm handed good spanking!
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Hahaha! That reminds me of a scene in Deadpool...OUCH!


I'm sure I have a strap on somewhere x
I think we'll start with you on your hands and knees Mr S
I cannot stand toilet brushes, I cringe if I see one and think they are the most disgusting things ever
Handful of cherry tomatoes that spurted out of my mouth and ended up all over my top
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Nope, I was booked in to have some work done on the hump on my back and my "lazy" eye but I was told if I went ahead with it I would lose my job as a bell ringer, so I cancelled.

Have you ever wished for plastic surgery ? (For vanity reasons)


if I cant go then you cant either!


I have flown to a few other countries but mostly to the US to the land of my dreams Florida, yep I don't care that it is filled with tourists (including me) and old people I just looooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee the place and the people there.

Have you ever gotten lost in a not so desirable area whilst on holiday in a different country?
Unfortunately the caravan you wanted to book at Withernsea is fully booked sad
I'm not gonna lie, I have been done once for speeding - 38 in a 30 zone dammit

Have you ever had plastic surgery purely for vanity reasons?
I certainly consider myself lucky you dirty, dirty boy smile

And a yes to below
Nah I would be rubbish

Have you ever climbed a mountain?
I did but its sorta gone off the boil for me now

The person below me wants to talk to a special friend tonight
Green Tea with lil rosebuds in, sort of tastes perfumey
I love strawberries and I also love a really good strawberry ice cream that has actual strawberry pieces in it

The person below me is fond of horse back riding
I love a good horror, any excuse for jumping on your lap and squirming about a bit really

Do enjoy a Sunday morning lie it?
You are an incredibly sexy woman adi....................but not quite as incredibly sexy as me!
Just cos you are flashing your damn sexy beard off does not make you the sexiest...........easing you out of My special no1 sexy spot
I learned that we all have flaws which is totally fine but some people are delusional fantasists, liars, imposters and totally bizarre. I also learned that some people are decent, lonely, hurt human beings who simply want a friend to talk to. Fuck it i also learned that I'm not the only one who has gone through shit and come out the other side, and that actually helped. I learned to trust and not to trust, just have to make the right choice of person to trust in.
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jimjams- (n.) extreme nervousness; jitters.


I call my pjs jimjams lol

Clarity
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Just putting it out there that I'm not really quoting you but am taking your hug and giving you and big squeezy one back, thanks honey




okay I stroked your pussy too but I just couldn't resist





Some people on here are fucking twats and I just cant go along with their bullshit