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psychiee
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 70
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Quote by BethanyFrasier
It's crazy, because I'm usually very comfortable being naked in front of other people, but this was in a doctor's office of all places! My regular gynecologist was out of town and a substitute did my pelvic exam. He no sooner pulled the speculum out of me when he asked me for a date!! I just sat there with my legs spread wide and couldn't believe he actually said that, especially the unbelievably inappropriate timing. I think I turned beet red!


sorry
wanted to know what was your reply! I am sure you told him off but how would he have had any other chance to ask you out??sorry, I am a man
mea culpa
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wanted to know what was your reply! I am sure you told him off but how would he have had any other chance to ask you out??sorry, I am a man
mea culpa
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Quote by Dani


Oh I get it.

This is a piss-take.

Carry on.

wish it was true ...if had a daughter in law was as pretty as you I would have LOVED to give you a baby
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Quote by Olivia


Hey!

I'm assuming you're asking me how to get your girlfriend to have sex with you while she's on her period, so I'll answer accordingly.

Yes, it's true that some women get ridiculously horny during their time of the month, and having sex during that time comes with a lot of perks as well (cramp relief, for one). However, not all women are the same and some just prefer to be left alone during that time. It's no slight to you. Women go through very different things down there during their time of the month. If she says she's not into period sex, take her word for it. If she could be persuaded otherwise, she would have been by now. Period sex is one of those do or don't things. There's no in between.

Besides, it's only a few days. Use it as bonding time. Pamper her. It may get you some serious brownie points you can use to your advantage when it's not her time of the month, and it may get you a hand and/or blow job. Everybody wins.

If you're one of those guys that really have a thing for having sex with a woman during her period, then I understand this will be a tough time for you. But pressure often leads to alienation. If you're one of those guys that doesn't care either way and just wants to have sex period or no period, then just wait those few days out. You're not gonna have good sex with a woman who's uncomfortable.

Also, I hope you haven't mentioned to her that other women in the past have been more than willing to have sex with you during their time of the month. That won't go over well at all at ANY time of the month.




Thanks Olivia ...
even tho I am a man i appreciate your answer .... so so common sense ...particularly the last bit of advice ....any way I digress ... I love the way you explain the differences between women ... and their psychological make up ... one has to be crassly thick as two short planks to ignore such signs... Iam unhappily celibate and unhappily single but i do feel sorry for women who are lumbered with insensitive stupid MCPs for a partner BF/lover/husband ... any way you are very good in your pronouncements/advice...Please accept my complements
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Quote by WonderWoman7
I am looking for a master. i had a bf once and i loved it so now im looking for another

hi sweet girl,
can I apply? look at my profile and please reply?
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Quote by Leigh65
I want to be a fuck buddy too!



Omg....could I get so lucky? Mmmmyou look so pretty,care to look at me...please...and...comment?
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Quote by AbigailThornton
Yes. And sometimes I have to wait aaaaaaages until he comes in so I can pee. I'm going to do myself an injury one of these days!!


Abe
I would
LOVE to see you pee and then volunteer to wipe you clean ever so gently or IF you allow me... Lick you clean.....yummy
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Quote by doctorlove


I try telling my wife this same thing and yet nothing....I have told her if she would ask me to or if it would turn her on that I would do this and yet nothing. I get really bummed out with her. She never expresses her turn on's.



Are you real?....don't ask.....it is YOUR wife...I mean in a affectionate way... Not possessively or like slavery....claim an affectionate/respectful ownership,take charge and ...DO IT....like the Nike advert says....Don't just ask and blame her.....comprehende? What can go wrong if she doesn't like it say sorry and.....Don't Do it Again.....!
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Congrats to all the richly deserving winners....some day I will enter a competition....till then...just love to read....
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Quote by bluexx
2 months and one week.Boyfriend doesn't find me being pregnant attractive :/


Such a shame...I would love to lick suck and fuck such a beautiful GF if I had one. Or any one else's if she is willing and he isn't...lol
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Quote by SaraHeart
Ever since I started growing hair near my pussy, me and friend have been shaving each other's hair off



So nice to know and thanks for sharing.... Just a curiosity... Is the 'friennd' Boy by any chance...or is it a girl?...BTW...any sexy happenings while the indulging in such intimate activity? I know it is personal but if it is your picture...you are SO Pretty ...I couldn't resist asking....hope you forgive me.....thanks in anticipation Sara
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I do appeeciate your point..men (including me) ARE quite narcicistic,, I used to really think a lot of my penis.. stroking is of course very pleasurable even now... i agree it is not a very common admission people make... ? or do they? loved all the responses so far... i suppose letting another person do the shaving and carassing enhances the pleasure quotient
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I just wonder if tis question will evoke any response from girls... how many of you young sexy girls look at your own naked pussy and fall in love with your own nudity?do you girls really like your own cunts?love how pretty and sexy it looks?
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Quote by shavedsara15
shaved...smooth as the day I was born.


Sarah.. thanks for a lovely answer...
if it is you in person in your profile picture... your BF or LOVER is an extremely lucky man or girl... wish it was me...

hope i havent offended ... didnt mean to
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Quote by jenniferlee
I like my pussy to be clean shaven ...once all the pubic hair is gone, my pussy looks stunningly white...attractively smooth and... since it is tight, it looks very much like a purse...seemingly made with jade... being neatly zipped up in the middle. The nice thing about having a shaved pussy is that even while men require me to stand with my thighs bound by a rope ...so my legs appear to stick onto each other...the upper-end of that little pussy cleavage is still...tantalizingly... in full view. That, by the way, really makes men very hard...because of the sense of male superiority that my pussy cleavage gives them...reminding them that they...having a penis...can easily penetrate me... and I can only have fun and pleasure if I obediently submit to their penetration !


very stunningly sexy answer... thank you...
Have you tried to get yourself shaaved by a man? with lot of care love and finish the task with a good dose of cunnilingus to keep your interest unwavering?
If it has never happened so far.. will you be willing to give a lover a chance?... before rushing for a waxing session or more permanent laser removal of unwanted hair?
Just curious... if you dont want to answer.. or ask to kind my own business... i will understand... and seek your forgivanceMy 2 cents Big Hugs
Girls have said in forum replies... it is apparently VERY erotic and sexy to have a man shave ones pussy hair...
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Quote by secretgem69
Fully shaven but interested in trying waxing


Thank you for a lovely answer.. just a suggestion/query if I may...?

Have you tried to get yourself shaaved by a man? with lot of care love and finish the task with a good dose of cunnilingus to keep your interest unwavering?
If it has never happened so far.. will you be willing to give a lover a chance?... before rushing for a waxing session or more permanent laser removal of unwanted hair?
Just curious... if you dont want to answer.. or ask to kind my own business... i will understand... and seek your forgivance
Girls have said in forum replies... it is apparently VERY erotic and sexy to have a man shave ones pussy hair...
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Quote by lisad83
Inside a fast food restaurant while sitting at a table.


brilliant marvellous.. very good .. and more strength to your elbows/hands/fingers which pleasured your sweet self so intimately... Bravo girl
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Quote by lisad83

I'm glad I'm not married to you.


Glad you said that Lisa... couldnt agree more...what gets my wick is the deciet.. I agree with your answer to trinket... if a man thinks he is stuck in a bad marriage .. a loveless one ... not necessorily sex less.. marriage then do the decent thing and separate ... then go and sow your wild oats.. for all any one cares... but deception is despicable..I think... and i am a man...and have NEVER ever decieved any one ... but have been decieved tho... and i am not proud either for being so gullable.... but then we all learn...
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I would love to meet any one from opposite sex.. any age.. just for coffee, hanging out,friendship, sex, naughty persuits... anything really..they just have to say the word. will travel, go on a holiday.. for sex ..., submission,or even for a paltonic tate-e-tate
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I have always had a haunting,recurring dream of abject loss..of some thing precious.. since my youth.. (Teens),I would wake up in cold sweat and feel immensely relieved that It was only a dream
But sadly it turned into real loss about 5 years ago.. I dont know whether it was/is premonition? or an indication of things which did happen/go wrong? I have no idea of what to think?
it is TOO painful to go into details.. havent recovered even after 5 years.. wont ever recover as long as I live...
Guess what.... I havent had that dream for the past 5 years.... ;(
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Quote by 1nympholes
The age where He/She is experienced enough to take me place I have not been for a long time. Any Applicants?



Love to apply.. please dont throw my application into the bin...

Love a response ...L O L!
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Just (minimum) Five films...... The Godfather Trilogy,
and a film called " Whose Life is it any way"...with Richard Dreyfuss
any one (Annie Hall) or if possible all early comedy films directed by Woody Allen
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just a thought.. all these "guests" who get the rank "lurker" shouldnt they be banned enmasse..Forum gurus.. what on earth are you lot doing.. shouldnt we be banning these menaces? they havent got the guts to either get a membership or post a photo/avtaar .. why do they contaminate this website then.. I hate them passionately...I have neither the charity nor the tolerance in my heart... Sorry!
Who can I Complain to?.. any suggestions/support or.. any one shares my hostility to these vermin?
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Quote by LaPetiteFleur
Inside me. I am one of those who prefer not to get it in the mouth.







mmmmm .. it is a very very good attitude.. I like it... that is where nature intended it to reach...and added pleasure and endorphin release to achieve it...for both parties if I may add.... L O L!

apologise for getting ....?too scientific
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The simple Answer has to be NO.. I however do shave... less frequently so... because i work part time now... and use the new fangled triple blade razor, Gillete... with all the modcons.. Alloe vera, mosturising strip on top etc... .. gives me a cloze shave and the beard trimmer keeps the gotee beard in control.
Pretty simple... use hot water and just fingers to rub in the shaving cream/soap
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Quote by PersonalAssistant
*knock me down with a feather!*

I have had some ongong chatting with a youngish dominating-confident-type guy - who is all over the fucking a pussy/ass hard (bdsm/forceful style) ... not to mention the get-down-on-your-knees-and-let-me-blow scenarios.

When I asked him about the reverse, going down on a pussy until the lady cums on your tongue ... his response was "You're going to have to REALLY get me going to do that"

So, my question is this to you guys .... is going down on your lady a turn off? (I'm kinda shocked at that one) Or is it something you warm up to over experience?

Eternally grateful for your input!

PA
xo

there is a bit of science to it.. you know why men like to eat pussy? it is all lead by the nose.. remember a guy who said he nearly threw up because she ( the 19 yer old) probably never washed? there are some smells which are sexy and some are not.. it again relates to pheromones .. and smells which trigger pheromones.. sebum is not very pleasent smelling where as sweat .. after exercise is supposed to be exhilerating.. particularly after sporting activity.. like gym work outs..push ups.. and the adreneline rush.. AND anticipated sexual activity.. so healhy females after exercise or sports .. or intendinfg sex secrete a lot of pheromones and attract male attention.. if it is just sebum and dirt.. from groin or armpits... can be a turn off..intention of sex secretes sweat and other sexretions which smell sexy and drive a man to sniff and tste.. we are no different than other mammals.. a bit more sophisticated who can have our brains contol us...
if any one is interested please write to me.. would be delighted to elaborate.. or explain

I just love eating pussy.. agree with mr dusty
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Pass.. why do these annoying guests/Lurker.. spoil fun for all others.. for God's sake shut up you lurkers..
no guts to become a member and have an Avtaar or picture.. wish some forum guru or moderator got rid of these pests.. .. hateful creatures...
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Quote by Emerys


I'm sorry you had to experience that. I also commend you for going through it four times. You're certainly braver than I. Just witnessing my sisters struggle with their pregnancies (and don't get me started on the labor-- sisters B & C nearly bled out, sister B had 2 emergency c-sections and had to have multiple surgeries afterward (she had 3 kids), sister C is still dealing with back, stomach, and vaginal pain even almost 10 months after her last child was born, and sister A was just a walking health risk. We were all so frightened when she decided to get pregnant and pretty much spent the entire pregnancy and weeks after the labor watching her like a hawk and freaking out if she so much as said "ouch" because it was so unsafe) makes me never want to have children.

Pregnancy/labor seems like an absolute nightmare to me. And yet even people who've had terrible pregnancies/labors seem to do it over and over and over again, which I really don't get. I guess, to them, the reward is more than worth it.



So sorry to hear YOUR SISTERS bad experiences... the only terrible drawback was pain...during childbirth. Since the advent of,better aninatal care, ultrasound scanning and better awareness and detection of forthcoming birth difficulties, and epidurals.. women can enjoy almost painless deliveries now.. This is the norm at least in the west ...But the Americans have made pregnancy an illness... partly the greedy health delivery systems and health care management organizations AND obstreticians thanks to hawk like ambulance chasing sharks who call themselves lawers. general intolerant public and badly serving medical profession and greedy drug companies and scoundrels who run hospitals ... where do I astop... unfortunately England is being dragged kicking and screaming along the same pathway...